Philippine Mental Association Confirms Onset Of New Mental Illness: Fulselfitis

5D914C36-9FB3-4CCF-BD67-B064BEC4D494MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In 2014, The Adobo Chronicles broke the story about a new mental condition called ‘selfitis.’  As confirmed by the American Psychiatric Association, the mental disorder involves the obssessive-compulsive taking of selfies and posting them on social media.  Three levels of the disease were confirmed: borderline, acute and chronic.

Now, the Philippine Mental Health Association (PMA) is confirming the spread of a new mental illness called Fulselfitis.

PMA said this condition afflicts many Filipinos, most of whom are identified with the Liberal Party, Opposition and the Yellow groups.  It said Fulselfitis is an abbreviation for the condition of being “full of one’s self.” (In Tagalog, masyadong bilib sa sarili.)

Among the symptoms of Fulselfitis are:

  • Extraordinary self-confidence leading to a feeling of perfection
  • High-grade fever of 103 F or higher which results in hallucination
  • Extreme allergy to any mention of Duterte
  • A significant reduction of I.Q.
  • Jaundice or yellowing of the eyes and skin

PMA is urging those experiencing these symptoms to immediately seek the care of a licensed psychiatrist.  It must be noted, however, that this is not covered under PhilHealth.

Facebook Reprimands Rappler For Not Recognizing Satire

2C809720-212C-4EA2-B662-CAD4A9B676E0MENLO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Partnering with social media giant Facebook comes with great expectations, and Rappler, one of its fact-checking partners in the Philippines is in hot water.

In a post on its site yesterday, Rappler accused The Adobo Chronicles of being false news masquerading as satire.

That didn’t sit well with FB’s Mark Zuckerberg who recognizes satire when he sees one.

So today, Zuckerberg sent a strongly-worded letter to CEO Maria Ressa saying that Rappler should do a better job recognizing what’s fake news and what’s satire.

Zuckerberg warned Rappler that a repeat of its emotional reaction to satire, specifically the U.S-based Adobo Chronicles  will result in the rescinding of Facebook’s partnership with Rappler.

 

Third Party Factcheck: Adobo Chronicles Is Satire; Rappler Is Biased

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There’s an ongoing war of words between Rappler and The Adobo Chronicles, and between their respective publishers.

Maria Ressa and her Rapplerettes say that The Adobo Chronicles can’t tell the difference between satire and fake news.  Adobo Chronicles publisher says we can’t even trust Rappler to give us factual news, so how could we trust it to define satire news for us.

So, in the interest of truth and fairness, we took to a third-party media fact-checker and here is it verdict:  Adobo Chronicles is satire; Rappler is biased (left bias).

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