Philippines Disqualified From Next Year’s Asia’s Got Talent

04735CF2-1C10-4D60-839D-A60A071A9745.jpegSINGAPORE (The Adobo Chronicles, Singapore Bureau) – Fans and judges have spoken and the nine finalists in Season 2 of “Asia’s Got Talent” (AGT) have been named, three of them from the Philippines.

After receiving angry complaints from all over Asia, producers of AGT have announced today that next year’s season will not have any Filipino contestants.

”Filipinos are too talented and this creates an unfair advantage by Pinoys over talents from other Asian countries,” the producers said.

”We will reassess the situation in the next few years to see if we can again accept talents from the Philippines,” they added.

Ex-President NoyNoy Aquino Appears Before Senate Hearing On Dengvaxia, Wears That Infamous Yellow Ribbon

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Senate To Investigate Raissa Robles’ Martial Law Book

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(Photo from Raissa Robles’ Twitter page)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Senate has its hands full these days — especially around health issues.

It hasn’t yet concluded its hearing on the bungled Dengvaxia vaccine which has been administered to more than 800,000 Filipino school kids but already, it has lined up another health investigation.  This time, it has something to do with Raissa Robles’ Marcos Martial Law book, ‘Never Again.’

Hospital emergency rooms are reporting a sudden spike in nosebleed cases.  While the cause of the nosebleed remains a mystery, authorities have established a common denominator among the emergency cases: all of them developed the strange phenomenon while reading Robles’ book.

Is it a virus imbedded in the book’s pages?  Is it a case of witchcraft? Or does this border on the ‘miraculous?’

(This is a developing story.  Check back for updates)