8 Of 10 Millennials Like Duterte; Here’s What The Remaining 2 Think

D1A84595-2952-4E78-8D2F-EA5E3A6006C3MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippine Daily Inquirer is reporting that based on a recent survey, 8 out of 10 Filipino millennials like President Rodrigo Duterte’s style of leadership.

Well, what about the remaining 2?

The Adobo Chronicles conducted its own independent survey to find out what the rest of the millennials think.

The answer was clear: the remaining 2 out of 10 millennials hate Vice President Leni Robredo.

100% accounted for!

For Some, They Want Their New iPhone X To Be Their iPhone Ex

147ADDFC-43D0-4945-9C42-E902F3D63490SAN FRANCISCO, California  (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – For many, the long wait for Apple’s iPhone X was worth every minute.  But for some, it was a big disappointment.

The much-hyped arrival of the iPhone’s latest iteration was nothing but a source of frustration for some loyal Apple customers who described the newest iPhone star as the most unfriendly smart phone they’ve ever had.

One particular Apple fanatic told The Adobo Chronicles that he wants to return his iPhone X, in which case it would become his iPhone ex.  

Like na ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

We tried to reach Apple for comment, but our Vivo smart phone ran out of battery power.  We’ll try again tomorrow.

Miss France To Sue Miss Universe Organization, Saying She Was Shortchanged

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau)  – Reigning Miss Universe Iris Mittenaere of France will crown her successor on November 26 at The AXIS at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

 She may be flashing her winning smile that night but in reality, she is not happy.  In fact, she is suing the Miss Universe Organization, saying she was shortchanged.

Mittenaere was crowned in Manila on January 29 this year. So when she passes her crown to the winner, it will end her one-year reign.

But wait, it hasn’t been a year yet — just ten months.

Precisely why she is suing for false advertising,  emotional distress and premature loss of income.

Welcome to America, where you can sue anyone for just about anything.