Obama Drops Oral Defamation Lawsuit Against Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte

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Exhibit A

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Unknown to many, former U.S. President Barack Obama has filed an oral defamation lawsuit in a Virginia District Court against Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte.

Obama is suing Duterte for the latter’s very public cussing several years ago against the then incumbent American President. He called Obama ‘Son-of-a-b*tch.’ (In Tagalog, ‘P*tang ina mo.’)

Lawyers for Duterte however challenged Obama’s claim and presented just one star witness: Google Translate.

The lawyers presented Exhibit A showing that according to Google Translate, ‘P*tang ina mo’ literally translates into ‘Put your mother.’ “So what’s defaming about that,” they asked the judge.

The judged agreed and lawyers for Obama immediately dropped their case.

All’s well that ends well.

Senator Hontiveros Files Lawsuit To Stop Jover Laurio From Having Facial Surgery

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Showbiz personality Xander Ford is making headlines again, thanks to Senator Risa Hontiveros.

Hontiveros has filed a lawsuit seeking to stop anti-Duterte blogger Jover Laurio, a.k.a. Pinoy Ako Blog (PAB) from having facial reconstruction similar to Ford’s.

At issue here is the classified information Hontiveros received from sources close to PAB.

Laurio reportedly wants to look like the lady Senator.

”I have nothing against plastic surgery, but when one seeks facial transformation to look like me, then it becomes quite personal, and I have to seriously object to it,” Hontiveros told The Adobo Chronicles.

Senator Bam Aquino Introduces Amendment To Proposed Death Penalty Bill

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Opposition Senator Bam Aquino has made it crystal clear that he was against the reimposition of capital punishment in the Philippines.

Pro- death penalty legislators, however, have been trying to find a compromise with Aquino in order to move forward with the stalled Bill. Well, they finally got what they wanted.

Aquino has just filed an amendment to the proposed Death Penalty Bill by adding a provision that should capital punishment be reinstated in the country, execution should be in the form of an electric chair.

Not just any electrict chair, but a yellow-painted electric chair just like Alabaman’s  famed ‘Yellow Mama.’

Yellow Mama is the nickname given to Alabama’s electric chair, which was used for executions from 1927–2002.

First installed at Kilby State Prison in Montgomery, Alabama, the chair acquired its yellow color when painted using highway-line paint from the adjacent State Highway Department lab.[1] The chair was built by a British inmate in 1927 and was first used to execute Horace DeVauhan that same year.