Donald Trump Will Skip Inauguration Because Of Scheduling Conflict

img_6857WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) –ABC News is reporting that President-elect Donald Trump has cancelled a visit to the National African American Museum due to a scheduling conflict.  He was scheduled to visit the museum on Martin Luther King Day.

Well, it appears that it is not just the museum visit he is canceling.

Trump has cancelled attendance at his own presidential inauguration on January 20.

A spokesperson for the 45th president of the United States said that the reason for the cancellation was also due to a scheduling conflict.

“We apologize for any inconvenience caused by his non-appearance at his oath-taking ceremony, but our interns messed up with Trump’s appointment schedule,” the spokesperson said.  He said he was not at liberty to disclose where Trump will be on the day and time of his inauguration.  He only said, “definitely not in D.C.”

There is speculation that Trump’s cancellation was in rebuke of the decision by some U.S. legislators to boycott his inauguration.

Trump tweeted, “They are boycotting my inauguration? Well, it will blow in their face. I’m not attending either.”

Trump & Sons To Buy Franchise For Ringling Bros. Circus

img_8455NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – “The Greatest Show on Earth” will finally come to a close — for good.

Kenneth Feld, chairman and CEO of Feld Entertainment which owns and manages the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, announced that the show will finally end because of declining attendance, high operating costs, changing public tastes and prolonged battles with animal rights groups.

Immediately after the announcement, Donald J. Trump & Sons announced that it is buying the franchise for the circus effective January 20, 2017.

While Donald J. Trump has promised to let his sons manage all his business enterprises, he says that he will occasionally appear as a performing guest in the show.

The Trump sons, on the other hand, promised to end their hunting escapades and will instead capture lions, tigers and elephants alive so that they can be featured in the new, upcoming circus shows.

Animal rights groups have called for a united coalition meeting to discuss this latest development.

Steve Harvey’s Repeat Nightmare

IMG_8442.PNGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –  The predictions are in for the 65th Miss Universe Pageant to be held in Manila on January 29 (January 30 Philippine time), and television host Steve Harvey is having nightmares.

We all know what happened last year when Harvey mistakenly announced Colombia as the new Miss Universe.  He boldly admitted his error on live television, declaring instead that the Philippines ‘ Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach was indeed the real winner.

Fast forward to 2017.

The premiere beauty pageant site, Missosology, has released its official top picks to win the crown.

Top favorite to succeed Wurtzbach is Miss Colombia Andrea Tovar. And the first runner-up? Miss Philippines Maxine Medina. 

Or is it the other way around?

Well, we just have to wait for Harvey’s official error. Oh, we meant to say official announcement.