Duterte Self-Help Book Makes It To The Top Of New York Times’ Best Selling List

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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – A self-help book on Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has zoomed up to No. 1 in The New York Times’ Best Selling List this week.

Titled “Master Baiting For Dummies,” the fully-illustrated book educates its readers on detecting sarcasm and stealthy mockery.

The Philippine leader is known for his cussing, controversial rhetoric and hyperbole which  have caught the attention of world leaders, politicians and the news media.  They all have been baited to keep talking about Duterte, consequently putting the Philippines on the world map and radar in a manner never before seen in history.

As a bonus, the book has a section dealing with tools for journalists who are slow on the uptake.  The Associated Press (AP) is reportedly considering distributing the book along with its newsroom stylebook.

It is ironic that the NYT which has recently published critical articles about Duterte is now benefiting from increased readership as a direct result of its Best Selling Book List this week.

Senator Leila De Lima Files Charges Against Ex-Lover Ronnie Dayan For Disobedience

img_7999MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Members of the House of Representatives on Thursday filed before the Department of Justice (DOJ) a complaint for disobedience to summons against Ronnie Dayan, the former driver and lover of Senator Leila de Lima.

It was the second such charge filed against Dayan.  The first was filed by De Lima herself, accusing her former lover of “disobedience.”

De Lima told The Adobo Chronicles: “Ronnie disobeyed me when I asked him to ignore the summons for him to appear before the House hearing on the illegal drug trade at New Bilibid Prison. Matigas talaga ang ulo ni Ronnie (Ronnie is truly hard-headed).”

From President Duterte And Senator De Lima To Mocha Uson And Raissa Robles: New Year’s Resolutions

IMG_7995.PNGMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It’s that time of year when people around the world make their New Year’s resolutions, hoping to make this world a better place. Or at least make themselves better persons.

The Adobo Chronicles made the rounds of Malacañang, the halls of Congress, news outlets, social media, TV studios and film sets to ask famous people about their top New Year’s resolution going into 2017. Here’s what they said:

President Rodrigo Duterte – No more cussing, “p*tang in*”

Vice President Leni Robredo – Cancel all future foreign travel and return to the laylayan

Senator Leila De Lima – No more presscons or walk-outs

Senator Antonio Trillanes – More self-restraint in turning off Senator Manny Pacquiao’s microphone

Senator Manny Pacquiao – More bible studies in the Senate

Philippine National Police Chief Ronald ‘Bato’ De La Rosa – Maging bakal na

Former President NoyNoy Aquino – Tuloy parin ang tuwad na daan

Former VP and TV News Reader, Kabayan Noli De Castro –  No more screaming on TV Patrol

Blogger Mocha Uson – Facebook Likes pa more

Blogger Raissa Robles – Reklamo pa more

ABS-CBN – New name in 2017: ABias-CBN

Inquirer – Merge with the tabloid National Enquirer

Rappler – Wrap up its news operations

Cynthia Patag – “I’m perfect. No need to change anything.”

Jim Paredes – Permanent exile in Australia

Kris Aquino – Comeback Part 3, or is it Part 4?

How about you, dear readers?  What are your New Year’s resolutions?  Let us know in the comment section.  We will compile the best comments for a future post.