Wikileaks: Trump’s Medical Condition Revealed

IMG_6279.PNGSTOCKHOLM, Sweden (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Who would have thought that there could be anything more damaging  to Donald Trump than the explosive audio tape in which he is heard bragging about kissing and groping women?  Well, there is.

The Sweden-based Wikileaks today released a document which apparently confirms a rare medical condition with which the Republican presidential candidate was diagnosed more than 10 years ago.

The document, a certification from Trump’s personal physician, shows that he is suffering from psychosinusitis-XL. There are only about three hundred people worldwide suffering from this condition.

Psychosinusitis-XL is a mental condition which affects a person’s brain. It alters the normal function which allows a person to determine right from wrong, truth from falsehood and childhood vs. adulthood.  The illness manifests itself through the sinuses — the reason it is called psychosinusitis.

Now we know the reason for that constant sniffling we’ve seen and heard from Trump in the last two presidential debates.

CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta told The Adobo Chronicles that the sinus infection itself is benign but the mental condition is malignant.

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Donald Trump: If I Am Elected President, Hillary And Her Supporters Will Go To Jail

img_6275ST. LOUIS, Missouri (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – If he wins, Donald Trump will ask his attorney general to appoint a special prosecutor to make sure Hillary Clinton goes to jail.

But post-debate, Trump told The Adobo Chronicles that he will make sure that anyone who votes for Hillary will also be put in prison.

So if you want to be a free man or woman in the United States, vote for Trump.

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Trump’s Children Will Vote For Hillary

IMG_6269.JPGST. LOUIS, Missouri (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Tonight’s second presidential debate may not have changed minds.  But it certainly did for Donald Trump’s children, Eric, Donald Jr. and Ivanka.

Responding to the final question from an audience member on what positive thing each candidate would say about the other, Hillary Clinton said “his children.”

Trump considered that a real compliment, but his children thought better.  They said they will be voting for Hillary come November.

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