No Misses Venezuela, Brazil In Miss Universe Pageant In The Philippines

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Venezuelan, left, and Brazilian woman, right, nabbed at NAIA (Internet capture)

MANILA. Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – President Rodrigo Roa Duterte’s War on drugs will not spare anyone, not even beauty pageant contestants.

Today the Philippines announced that the Miss Universe contestants from Venezuela and Brazil will not be allowed to participate in the international beauty pageant to be held here next January.

The announcement came as two female foreigners — one from Venezuela and the other from Brazil (not the pageant contestants) — were nabbed by authorities at Manila’s Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) for trying to bring in illegal drugs.

Philippine National Police (PNP) Chief Ronald ‘Bato’ De La Rosa warned other countries that their Miss Universe contest representatives will also be banned if any of their female citizens are caught trying to smuggle drugs into the country.

With the banning of Venezuela and Brazil, the Philippines’ representative, Maxine Medina  will have a much better chance to win the crown (back to back) now worn by Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach.

Venezuela and Brazil are among the consistent winners and finalists in the 65-year-old pageant.

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Retired Singer-Comedienne Cynthia Patag Crowned Philippines’ New Queen Of Intrigue

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Nicole Asencio, Patag and Paredes

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) –The Philippines is known worldwide for its beauty queens.  But it is also known for other queenly titles like “Queen of Intrigue.”

This week, the Philippines crowned a new “Queen of Intrigue” in the person of retired singer-comedienne Cynthia Patag, a known fanatic of the Aquino and Liberal Party administration.  She has been a staunch critic of the Duterte administration, using her social media account to spread untruths and biased opinions about those who disagreed with her yellow-blinded opinions. (Yellow is a color associated with Aquino and his Liberal Party.)

Recently, Patag posted on her Facebook account that Filipino musician Manual “Noli” Asencio III was abducted, drugged and killed, attributing the lie to a certain Ana Segovia who relayed it in a private message to Lydia Paredes, wife of former Apo Hiking Society (a singing group) member and Aquino supporter Jim Paredes.

In a twist of fate, the private message reached Patag who immediately posted the lie on her Facebook account.

Well, the daughter of Asencio, singer-songwriter Nicole, categorically denied the rumor spread by Patag. She said she was appalled by online rumors that depict her recently departed father as a victim of President Rodrigo Duterte’s war on drugs.

Patag, meanwhile, has been unusually quiet after Asencio’s statement. But that didn’t prevent Patag from being proclaimed the country’s newest Queen of Intrigue.

Is there another title for “Liar Queen?” That would seem appropriate as well, wouldn’t it?

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Duterte Emoticon Debuts

img_6424SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Facebook, Twitter and Instagram have all made it easier for netizens to express what’s on their mind through emojis or emoticons — those little, expressive people faces that tell their online friends whether they are happy, sad, excited, surprised. Or pissed.

Today, a new emoticon made its debut on social media.  It’s called the Duterte emoticon.

The emoji is an unmistakable graphic representing controversial Philippine President Rodrigo Roa Duterte.

It is an emoticon that netizens can use when they want to express anger or frustration.  It’s an emoji that tells your friends, “Son of a b*tch” or “Son of a whore.” Without being censored!

Oh, how the Internet has made it much easier for everyone to communicate!

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