The New Adobo Chronicles : Separating Fact From Fiction

imageSILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – This is no April Fools’ joke. Effective immediately, The Adobo Chronicles will have a new look!

As it reaches its third anniversary, attracting close to 22 Million viewers worldwide, the Chronicles, known for its up-to-date news stories based — mostly — on facts, will now let its followers and readers discern which part of its posts is fact and which is fiction.

All statements and paragraphs that are based on fact — historical and current events — will be written in italics. The rest will remain in regular font, to represent fiction.

The publishers hope that with this new format, viewers will continue to enjoy and be entertained by our stories, while enabling netizens to weigh in and debate on current events happening around the globe.

Here’s to many more years of Adobo!

P.S. We forgot to type this entire story in italics. We apologize for our error.

Another P.S. The Adobo Chronicles is a registered trademark with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office | Registration # 4711386. And THAT is a fact!

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Philippines’ Commission On Elections Will Not Stop Pacquiao Fight, Says It’s Powerless

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – One of the most powerful agencies of the Philippine government says it is “powerless.”

The Commission on Elections (COMELEC) has decided that it cannot enforce its own rules that assure equal media coverage for all candidates running for elective office.

COMELEC Chairman Andres Bautista announced the decision on a query posed by former Akbayan party-list representative Walden Bello and former senator Rene Saguisag on whether the  televised April 9 boxing match between senatorial candidate Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley, Jr. in Las Vegas would violate election laws. The duo complained that the international and local media coverage of the fight would give Pacquiao undue advantage over other senatorial candidates.

The Pacquiao-Bradley match will happen exactly a month before the 2016 Philippine elections.

Bautista said that it is not within its power to stop the telecast. He also added that the poll body cannot act on the issue because no one has filed a formal complaint, saying it cannot act on “hypotheticals.”

This COMELEC decision is yet another proof that under the Aquino administration,  government appointees are paid to do nothing, not even their mandated tasks as stated in their job descriptions.

Many will recall that during the height of the laglag bala scam, in which unsuspecting airline passengers at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) were held and questioned for planted bullets in their luggage.  Manila International Airports Authority Chief Jose Angel Honrado told  Senator Bongbong Marcos during a Senate hearing that it was not within his jurisdiction to remedy the matter, saying his job was merely “coordination.”

Political observers suspect that the Aquino administration and the COMELEC are scared that if they stopped the live broadcast of the Pacquiao-Bradley fight, they will face the ire of Filipino boxing fans.

 

Spoiler Alert: What’s Next For DC Comics After Batman V Superman Flop

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven’t seen Batman V Superman and don’t want to read any spoiler, STOP right here!

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HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – The critics and many superhero fans have spoken: “Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice” is a flop.  So what’s next for DC Comics?

Well, now that Superman is dead, DC Comics will focus on Batman, and has announced the next film series featuring the masked superhero.  Simultaneously, Warner Bros. revealed that this next series will open this Christmas.

Ben Affleck will reprise his Batman role in the new film.

But what is Batman without the Joker?

So, in this next series, DC Comics and Warner Bros. have already signed up the man who will play the Joker — none other than Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Win or lose (in the November elections), Trump is committed to his first major acting career.

This photo of Trump the Joker has just been released to the media.