SPEAKER PAUL RYAN VOWS TO KEEP FACIAL HAIR UNTIL DONALD TRUMP QUITS

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – It was all part of ‘No-Shave November.’  House Speaker Paul Ryan joined tens of thousands of Americans in growing their facial hair as part of a cancer awareness campaign.

The goal of No-Shave November was to grow awareness by embracing hair, which many cancer patients lose, and letting it grow wild and free. The money typically spent on shaving and grooming is then donated to charity to educate about cancer prevention, save lives, and aid those fighting the battle.

Well it’s now December and most have shaved their temporary facial hair. But not Ryan, and for a different reason.

The top Republican has vowed to keep his facial hair until presidential candidate Donald Trump drops out of the race.

Trump has been criticized by many, including those within his own party, for his hateful campaign rhetoric that has all but assured the Republican loss in next year’s presidential elections.

In a rare statement on presidential politics, Ryan disavowed Trump’s latest policy pronouncement calling for shutting out all Muslims from entering the United States. ‘This is not conservatism, ‘ Ryan said of Trump’s position.

‘As soon as Trump goes, so does my facial hair,’ Ryan declared.

That may take a long time.

 

BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP WINS IN THE POLLS, LOSES THE (S) ELECTION

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) – Donald Trump has defied all logic by his continued lead in the polls for the Republican nomination for president. He also made it to the short list for this year’s ‘Person of the Year.’

But today, Trump’s winning streak in the polls abruptly ended when he lost the (s) election to German Chancellor Angela Merkel.  Merkel was named this year’s “Person of the Year’ by the editors of Time magazine. It was a big blow to Trump and his equally big ego.

Meanwhile, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders said that polls don’t really matter. Sanders won the online poll among Time readers for the ‘Person of the Year’ but didn’t make it to the short list by the magazin’s editors.

A SAINT IS BORN TO KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST

Kim and Kanye West
Kim and Kanye West

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – According to the Christian faith, every human being born in this world is born a sinner, and in the Roman Catholic Church, it takes a miracle to be canonized a saint in a long and tedious process.

But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West defy dogma and centuries-old tradition by the birth of their second child, Saint. No need for baptism and no need for canonization for the baby boy.

Their first child, North, now 2 years old, seemed to have prepared the way for Saint’s birth. A biblical north star from the west, so to speak.

Congratulations to the proud parents. They are truly blessed.

We all look forward to following Saint as he leads a holy life in this troubled world of ours.