CAT ELUDES AIRPORT SECURITY SCREENING, SURVIVES 5-HOUR FLIGHT TO NEW YORK INSIDE CHECKED LUGGAGE

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Murphy (Photo courtesy of Willow Hegedus)

NEW YORK, New York  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Last year, a 16-year-old boy stowed away in the wheel well of a commercial flight from California to Hawaii survived, despite frigid temperatures at 38,000 feet and a lack of oxygen. That the boy made it to Maui alive after a 5 1/2- hour flight from San Jose was considered a miracle.

Today, yet another miracle happened on a flight from San Francisco to New York. This time, it wasn’t a young boy. It was a cat named Murphy.

Murphy had apparently sneaked into a luggage without the traveler noticing it. The luggage passed security check and all, and the cat made it through the 5-hour flight to La Guardia Airport with no problem.

It was only when the traveler arrived at his Manhattan apartment that he discovered Murphy as he was unpacking his luggage.

Murphy is owned by the traveler’s friend with whom he stayed during his visit to San Francisco.

While it is common knowledge that cats have nine lives, it is still unthinkable that Murphy survived the flight stuck in a luggage in the cargo hold of the Boeing 747 for five hours.

An investigation is now underway to determine how Murphy passed strict baggage security screening at the San Francisco International Airport. Surely, heads are gonna roll.

Regardless, Murphy’s owner in San Francisco is glad that his furry friend is safe and sound.

On the way back to San Francisco, Murphy will be in a crate, this time in the passenger cabin.

All’s well that ends well.

STAGE MALFUNCTION SENDS SOUTH KOREAN GIRLBAND MEMBER TO THE FLOOR, EIGHT TIMES

SEOUL, South Korea (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In the concert stage, there’s always a wardrobe malfunction.  Then there’s a stage malfunction.

It has happened to the most veteran of performers like Madonna or the best trained beauty pageant contestants — taking a fall on stage in front of millions of viewers.

During a performance Saturday in South Korea, one of the members of girlband GFriend took a number of painful looking falls onstage.

Yuju, easily identified by a white knee guard, fell eight times over the course of one song, and another member SinB took a big spill in the middle of the stage.

To the girls’ credit, they managed to pick themselves up after each tumble and rejoin the others on cue pretty seamlessly.

The girlband is reportedly considering filing a lawsuit for the stage debacle.  However, it wasn’t clear whether it will be filing a lawsuit against the concert promoter for the stage malfunction, or the shoe manufacturer for wardrobe malfunction.

Stay tuned!

ARMAGEDDON : WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH SIDES WITH HOMOSEXUALS IN KIM DAVIS’ CASE!

imageTOPEKA, Kansas (The Adobo Chronicles® ) -The Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) is an unaffiliated Baptist church known for its hate speech, especially against LGBT people, Jews and politicians. It is known for picketing public events, including funerals, and uses social media to condemn what it thinks is against God’s law.

So naturally, one would expect WBC to come to the aid of jailed Rowan County clerk Kim Davis who defied the Supreme Court by refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples because of her religious conviction.

Instead, WBC aligned itself with the homosexuals by attacking Davis’ own morality for being divorced multiple times, remarrying and having children outside of marriage.

imageOn Sunday, WBC members marched through Topeka not with their familiar signs of “God Hates Fags ” or “Fags Go To Hell.” Rather, they carried signs that read  “God Hates Divorcees,” and “Adulterers Go to Hell.”  The church’s Facebook page  was also filled with hate speech targeting Davis.

How the world turns.