LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Donald Trump is so confident he will win the Republican nomination and the general elections to become the next president of the United States that he has begun to assemble his cabinet.
Earlier, Trump named Sarah Palin as his Secretary of State. “She is beautiful, personable, a card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association (NRA), and she can see Russia from her backyard in Alaska,” Trump said of the former governor and vice presidential candidate. “What better qualifications could I look for?”
Today, Trump also named conservative columnist Ann Coulter as his Secretary of Homeland Security. He accepted Coulter’s proposition to assume the all-important cabinet position.
Coulter made the proposition last week when she spoke at the Eagle Forum’s Collegian Summit at the Heritage Foundation in Washington, D.C. when she anounced, in answer to a question, “I would like to be the head of Donald Trump’s Homeland Security. I’ll get it all done before breakfast…I think I could kind of guess who the criminals are going to be at least 50 percent of the time. People who don’t speak English.”
Trump likes to be surrounded by women. That’s why he owns the Miss U.S.A. and Miss Universe pageants. So expect more women in his cabinet.
Already, there are speculations that former Arizona governor Jan Brewer and former Minessota Representative Michele Bachmann are on Trump’s short list, as is Filipino American conservative blogger, Michelle Malkin.
ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Amid conflicting reports that Zimbabwean lion Cecil’s brother was either killed or is still alive, CNN has confirmed that Jericho was indeed killed.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Realizing that he needs black voters to seal the Republican presidential nomination and eventually the presidency, Donald Trump today told reporters that he ‘used to be black.’
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