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HILLARY CLINTON OFFICIALLY DECLARES CANDIDACY; NOYNOY AQUINO OFFICIALLY CHANGES HIS CIGARETTE BRAND

April 13, 2015 Pol Pinoy 1 Comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – “Every day, America needs a champion, and I wanna be that champion.” With those words, former First Lady Hillary Clinton officially declared her candidacy in the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

Inspired by those very same words, Philippines President NoyNoy Aquino — a known chain smoker — officially changed his brand of cigarettes to Champion. Not just any Champion, but Mild Menthol Champion, imported from the United States.

An Aquino spokesperson said that by changing his brand and riding on the popularity of Hillary, the president expects a significant improvement in his approval ratings which have been on the decline lately.

Puff away, Mr. President!

Government, International, Politics

IF HILLARY WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT WOULD BILL CLINTON BE?

April 13, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo: www.zap2it.com) — Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo:
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you were Queen Rania, your husband is called King. If you were Princess Kate, your husband is called Prince. If you were President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, your husband would be referred to as First Gentleman.

The U.S. has never had a woman president. If former First Lady Hillary Clinton, who just announced her 2016 presidential bid, becomes president, what would Bill Clinton be called?

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to the former president to ask him how he would like to be called when he returns to The White House with President Hillary.

Would he prefer just to be called former president? “That would take away the prestige and power of the Office of the President,” Bill said. “There cannot be two ‘presidents’ living in The White House at the same time ” he added.

So what would he rather be called?

His answer: “First Lad.”

We kind of like that too. There’s a special ring to it!

What do our readers think?

Politics, Sports

HILLARY CLINTON JUST PREDICTED THE OUTCOME OF THE PACQUIAO-MAYWEATHER CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT! (VIDEO)

April 12, 2015 Pol Pinoy 1 Comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – ‘America needs a champion, and I wanna be that champion.’ With those words, former First Lady, Senator from New York and Secretary of State formally announced that she was running for president of the United States in 2016.

But with those same words, she also predicted the outcome of the May 2nd championship boxing match between American Floyd Mayweather and Filipino Manny Pacquiao.

Clinton all but predicted that the winner for this ‘Fight of the Century’ will not be the American champion, but the Filipino champion. (Hence, the statement that ‘America needs a champion.’)

The Hillary campaign told The Adobo Chronicles that the former First Lady is negotiating with Pacquiao for the champion boxer to star in her upcoming political campaign video immediately after the Filipino is crowned the winner in the Las Vegas fight.

The video is titled, ‘From one champion to another: Victory for Manny and Hillary.’