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WAS THERE A BULLET IN PRESIDENT AQUINO’S POCKET?

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – An official photograph of Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino shaking hands with Chinese President Xi Jinping has caused a stir in the international diplomatic community.

The photo, taken during a courtesy visit by the Chinese leader to the presidential palace in Manila, shows Aquino with his left hand inside his trousers’ pocket.

Many have even speculated that Aquino was holding on to a bullet — an obvious reference to the laglag bala scheme at the Ninoy Aquino Intrrnational Airport which has dominated the news of late. The scheme involves the ‘planting’ of bullets in bags of unsuspecting airline passengers allegedly by airport personnel for the purpose of extorting money.

The president’s staff have categorically denied the rumors.

Philippine veteran actor extraordinaire Bernardo Bernardo told The Adobo Chronicles he didn’t think there was any bullet inside Aquino’s pocket.  Bernardo was more concerned about the fact that Aquino’s barong tagalog seemed to be crumpled.

Perhaps, Aquino’s housekeeper had the day off?

SENATOR PROPOSES FOUR-CHILD POLICY FOR THE PHILIPPINES

Binay
Binay

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The recent announcement by China that it would soon abandon its controversial one-child policy in favor of allowing all couples to have two children has caught the attention of a Philippine senator.

China’s controversial one-child policy was introduced nationally in 1979 to slow the population growth rate, and is estimated to have prevented about 400 million births.

Though there were exceptions to the policy, most couples who violated it faced punishment, from fines and the loss of employment to forced abortions.

It said the decision was made because of China’s rapidly ageing population and to help support the economy.

In the Philippines, Senator Nancy Binay, daughter of the country’s vice president, is sponsoring a new bill that would put in place a mandatory four-child policy in the country.  No more, no less.

Binay says her proposal constitutes a middle ground between the country’s overpopulation and the need to boost economic productivity.

“While overpopulation is the root of poverty in our country, we also recognize that we need the manpower to fuel the economy, especially at a time when many international corporations are outsourcing their labor requirements,” Binay said.

The Philippines is fast becoming the center of  business process outsourcing (BPO) because Filipinos are hard-working and speak English very well compared to their counterparts in the rest of Asia.

“Four is the magic number,” says Binay, “because it limits families from having too many children  whom they can hardly feed or send to school.  On the other hand, families who could afford to have more than one or two kids, will be encouraged to have more as their contribution to strengthening and stabilizing our labor force.”

The Philippine Senate will soon be conducting public hearings to determine the appropriate punishment or penalties for families who have less than four children, or, more than four.

FILIPINO ARMY RESERVISTS CALLED TO ACTIVE DUTY FOLLOWING BASKETBALL TEAM’S LOSS TO CHINA

Lt. Col. Pacquiao, left, and Lt. Col. Henares
Lt. Col. Pacquiao, left, and Lt. Col. Henares

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – The Armed Forces of the Philippines Reserve Command (RESCOM) has called hundreds of thousands of army reservists to active duty following the Philippines’ loss to China in yesterday’s FIBA Basketball Asia Championship game.  The Filipino team, Gilas, lost the 2015 title to China 78-67.

The 2015 FIBA Asia Championship game was held in Changsha, Huna, China.

The Filipinos accused China of cooking the game through bad calls by Chinese referees.

The Philippines and China are embroiled in a territorial dispute over the Spratly Islands in the South China Sea.

Till yesterday, the Philippine government has been passive in dealing with the dispute, choosing to resolve the hot button issue through diplomatic means, including filing a formal protest with the United Nations.

Gilas’ loss — its second failed attempt in a row at the much-coveted title — was too much for the Philippines to bear, so it decided to bear arms instead.

“We’ve been trying our best to be sportsman-like in dealing with the South China Sea conflict, but it seems that the Chinese  can’t be sport enough even in a supposedly friendly competition like basketball,” President NoyNoy Aquino said.

Among those called to active duty were Filipino champion boxer and Congressman Manny Pacquiao, a lieutenant colonel in the Army Reserve;  and Internal Revenue Commissioner Kim Henares, lieutenant colonel in the Air Force Reserve.