Philippine Onion Shortage Traced To Christmas Trees!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau). Christmas 2022 in the Philippines will be remembered as the time when onions disappeared from the market, and prices rose to unprecedented levels.

Now, an investigation by the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) revealed the culprit in this shortage: Christmas trees set up by many Filipinos!

Leave it to the ingenuity of Filipinos to come up with a brilliant idea to decorate their Christmas trees with bulbs — not the lighting kind — but onion bulbs!

Because the Christmas season in the country unofficially begins on September 1, when veteran singer Jose Mari Chan comes out of his hiding with his Christmas carols, Christmas trees have also been put up early, causing the shortage and price increase in onions.

Perhaps next year, it will be the turn of tomatoes?

Adobo Chronicles’ Person Of The Year: SANDRO MARCOS

President Bongbong Marcos, Jr. could have easily been our hands-down choice for this year’s Person of the Year. What with his rock-star status during the last presidential campaign which led to the world-shocking come back of the Marcoses to Malacañang.

But another Marcos all but sidelined the former senator — his own son Sandro who was the bigger rock star in all the campaign sorties and public events attended by the family.

Not even Bongbong will challenge our choice, we believe! Not even when it comes to who’s more easy on the eyes.

Watchmaker Fulsio Honors Leni Robredo With Limited-edition Watch!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Fulsio describes itself is a creative watch brand company in the Philippines where you can find unique watches specially designed for individuals.

Today, it has unveiled a limited-edition wrist watch for men and women, honoring ex-Vice President Leni Robredo.

The watch is designed for math and calculus enthusiasts and experts.

The face of the new design features Robredo’s most famous math calculation: 4 x 40 = 1600.

As supply is limited, all interested individuals are advised to put in their orders ASAP.

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