A Word About Blind-less Windows On Airplane Lavatories

British Airways’ decision to redesign their first-class lavatories with windows has caused quite a stir—because apparently, “mile-high views” now come with a very literal twist. While the idea of gazing at the clouds from the loo might seem poetic to some, for others, it’s a window of opportunity for mortifying discomfort.

One passenger on a flight to New York expressed her unease, wondering why there weren’t any blinds. Fair point—while the view of the Atlantic Ocean is majestic, it’s not exactly the vibe when you’re multitasking at 35,000 feet. British Airways assures travelers that the windows are positioned for privacy, but let’s be honest—trusting angles at that altitude feels like the aviation equivalent of trusting the “private browsing” feature.

On the bright side, these lavatories might encourage shorter visits. After all, there’s nothing like the vague possibility of a passing drone, bird, or UFO to speed things along. It’s minimalism meets exhibitionism, and let’s just hope the next design trend doesn’t involve live-streaming.

Impeachment: The Irony That Is Sara Duterte!

Vice President Sara Duterte’s bold proclamation that she welcomes impeachment proceedings is nothing short of a masterstroke in political irony.

Imagine this: the nation’s second-highest official, who has masterfully dodged lawmakers’ questions during Senate and House hearings about her mysterious confidential funds, is now eagerly awaiting an impeachment trial to “answer questions.” The very senators she avoided answering before would then transform into her judges in the impeachment court. It’s like skipping class all semester, only to volunteer for the final exam, administered by the same teachers you ghosted. Bravo!

Duterte’s confidence is almost admirable, as if she’s thinking: “The best place to start answering questions is when my job’s on the line!” The hearings were just warm-ups, apparently; the main event is an impeachment trial, where the stakes are high and the spotlight even brighter. It’s like refusing to sing at karaoke night but then signing up for The Voice.

The senators, for their part, must be thrilled. After being sidestepped during hearings, they’d now get to grill her as jurors in an impeachment court. But will the questions suddenly be answered this time? Or will we witness another performance of political theater, complete with vague statements, appeals to emotion, and that famous Duterte grit?

If there’s one thing to learn here, it’s that Philippine politics is never dull. VP Sara has turned what could have been a scandal into the setup for a grand, ironic drama. One can’t help but applaud the sheer audacity—and keep the popcorn ready.

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