Now Trending In The Philippines: Boneless Donuts!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Why anyone would want bones in their donuts is mind-boggling, but an enterprising bakery in the Philippines has taken its merchandizing to a whole new level.

Shoppers at a leading supermarket in Manila were surprised but delighted to find out that they could actually buy boneless donuts — nicely packaged and for an affordable price. The donuts are a far cry from the colorful, glazed and decorated hole-punched pastries at Dunkin’s.

The boneless donuts were gone from the supermarket shelves in less than an hour after opening.

New Terminology For Legal/Illegal Children And Parents

CALOOCAN CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Caloocan City Bureau) – Caloocan City Representative Mary Mitzi Cajayon-Uy has filed a House Bill that would “erase” the legality or illegality of children and parents.

In House Bill No. 7440, Cajayon-Uy proposes to replace the terms “legitimate children” and “illegitimate children” with “marital children” and “non-marital children,” respectively. She says referring to the legal status of kids is discriminatory.

But what about the parents?

Realizing her proposal doesn’t go far enough, the legislator filed an amendment to her own bill, saying that unmarried or single parents should be referred to as “non-marital” father or mother.

Change in terminology is quite common in Democracies, just like when political correctness prompted the U.S. to stop using “illegal aliens” and replace the term with “undocumented immigrants.”

“Handicapped” persons are now also referred to as “Persons with Disabilities”’ (PWDs), the blind as “Visually-challenged,” and the deaf as “Hearing-impaired.”

Facebook Revises Community Standards, Bans Food Porn!

MENLO PARK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) – Ron Thurman (not his real name), was jailed by Facebook for 30 days for violation of the social media platform’s community standards. Thurman did not bother to contest his account suspension and weathered through four weeks isolated from his thousands of peeps worldwide.

Now, Thurman is back on Facebook and he is not taking his release from FB jail sitting down.

As soon as he was back online, Thurman vowed to flood his wall with photos of food — lots and lots of ‘em, to the annoyance of even his top fans.

Facebook also took notice and is fighting back.

Today, Facebook announced its updated community standards that include a ban on posting food, glorious food! It is calling it “food porn.” It comes with a penalty of suspension or account deactivation for repeat offenders.

As for Thurman? He is back in Facebook jail for another 30 days!

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