Famous Nonagenarians: The Race To 100

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – There are many people who have reached their 90’s — the nonagenarians — but some are more famous than others and are closer to being centenarians.

The Adobo Chronicles pays tribute to world leaders and famous personalities who are in the running to reach 100:

  1. 1. Henry Kissinger, former US Secretary of State, 99
  2. 2. Khamtai Siphandone, former President of Laos,99
  3. 3. Juan Ponce Enrile, former Philippine Senator, 99
  4. 4. Jimmy Carter, former US President, 98
  5. 5. George Soros, rich man, 92

Who among them will reach 100? Our bet is Kissinger who turns 100 on May 27, 2023. Next is Siphandone who will be 100 on February 7, 2024, then Enrile on February 14, 2024.

Enrile will outdo everyone else if reaches 100. Per Philippine law, he will be awarded P100,000, and maybe even P1 Million if he reaches 101 years (legislation pending).

As for distant centenarian candidate Soros, don’t discount him. He is definitely determined to reach 100. Just recently, he tweeted that rumors of him passing away were untrue. He’s alive and kicking!

Adobo Chronicles chief geopolitics reporter Brian Neyra contributed to this report.

Former Miss International Sues Prada For $1,000 Plus Emotional Damages!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – She bought a pair of Prada designer shoes for $965 plus tax, and now Aurora Pijuan is suing the company for $1,000 plus an undisclosed financial claim for emotional damages.

The 1970 Miss International from the Philippines stated in her deposition that the expensive shoes gave her blisters which caused her pain and embarrassment.

In her tweet, Pijuan said that the local bakya (wooden clogs) is way more comfortable that her Pradas, not to mention it only costs P50 or the equivalent of $1.

Pijuan told The Adobo Chronicles that now she understands why Meryl Streep made the movie, “The Devil Wears Prada,” adding that the expensive designer shoe comes with evil consequences.

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