An Ode To Quiboloy-Duterte

In the land where whimsy reigns supreme,

Quiboloy’s smile, a heavenly gleam.

Appointed son, the chosen one,

Declared by self, ‘neath blazing sun.

Duterte, with his iron fist,

Claims stewardship, God’s wealth to twist.

A partnership of divine decree,

Or just a duo, wild and free?

Quiboloy speaks of paradise,

While Duterte wields his earthly dice.

Together they dance, a merry tune,

In halls of power, both commune.

But where do morals truly lie,

When power blinds the human eye?

In this farce of divine decree,

The jesters laugh, but who is free?

Appointed son, administrator bold,

In their tale, truth’s hand is cold.

A satire of power, woven tight,

In the kingdom of Quiboloy and Duterte’s flight.

Desperate Vloggers And Duterte Close-Ins Leading The Noise About Marcos Ouster

In the grand theater of Philippine politics, where reality often takes a backseat to illusion, the latest spectacle involves whispers of certain groups plotting to oust President Bongbong Marcos. 

Yet, amidst this cacophony of conspiracy theories, one struggles to discern any credible threat to the administration. Indeed, the stage seems firmly set with stability as its backdrop, and the audience—supposedly the Filipino populace—appears enraptured by the performance, or so we’re told.

However, peek behind the curtains, and the truth reveals itself in all its absurdity. The noisy dissenters are merely disgruntled pro-Duterte vloggers, left behind by the Marcos train to progress and stability. 

Additionally, the prayer-rallyists can’t even make their cause consistent — from opposing charter change to protecting a cult leader, and now wanting to install Sara Duterte as president? What a joke!

Meanwhile, the audience watches on, bemused by the spectacle, wondering if they’re witnessing political theater or a parody of it. 

Truly, in the land of smoke and mirrors, reality is the ultimate illusion.

Miss Universe Philippines: Race To Design National Costume Begins Now!

Was it a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was Miss Philippines Michelle Dee’s national costume, adjudged the best in the most recent Miss Universe Pageant. While many celebrated the award, others struggled to find its connection to the culture and heritage of the country.

Enter 2024 Miss Universe pageant to be held in Mexico. While the Philippines is yet to name its representative to succeed Dee, Filipino designers are already lining up to clinch the honor of dressing the MUP for her national costume.

For our part, may we suggest a national costume that truly represents the Philippines and its world famous indigenous culture while honoring the Pinoys and Pinays who are the backbone of our cottage industry?

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