PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT AQUINO CONDEMNS BIDEN STATEMENT ON ISIS

imageManila, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The government of Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino has condemned a recent statement made by U.S. President Jose Biden regarding ISIS. Speaking about the militant group responsible for the beheading of two American journalists, Biden said, “We will follow them to the gates of hell.”

Aquino interpreted Biden’s warning as a threat to invade Manila, the Philippine capital described in author Dan Brown’s latest novel Inferno as ‘the gates of hell.’

“We may be close allies with the United States, but we will defend our country against any invasion to the last drop of our blood,” Aquino said.

Aquino
Aquino

Meanwhile, Philippine troops were seen amassing at Rizal Park (Luneta), ready to hold the nearby U.S. Embassy in Manila hostage in case the U.S. launches an attack.

This is the first time in Aquino’s  more than four years in office that he has demonstrated  strong leadership. Even his harshest critics were quite impressed.

CASTRO RAINBOW HONOR WALK BOARD IS HIRING FOR NEW POSITIONS

imageSan Francisco, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – The historic Castro Rainbow Honor Walk (San Francisco’s version of the Hollywood Walk of Fame) was unveiled Tuesday amid fanfare and celebration, only to be doused with a cold bucket of ice, complete with embarrassment and criticism.  The reason? Glaring typos on a couple of the broimagenze plaques (see photos).

In an apparent attempt at damage control, Castro District County Supervisor Scott Wiener and the Honor Walk Board of Directors announced they were hiring for two full-time positions, effective immediately. The job description lists the following required skills:

  • Must be able to spell ‘biting’
  • Must be able to spell ‘transgendered’
  • Must know the correct color sequence of the gay rainbow flag

(The next phase of the Castro Street redevelopment project involves the painting of crosswalks with the colors of the rainbow)

The Honor Board is an equal opportunity employer. LGBT and straight people are encouraged to apply.

For the full job descrption and application procedures, visit CastroRainbowHonorWalk.org

 

 

 

 

‘THE LITTLE RASCALS’ : REUNITED AFTER TWENTY YEARS!

imageHollywood, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – 2014 marks the 20th anniversary of the Hollywood film, ‘The Little Rascals.’ To celebrate the occasion, the entire cast came together to recreate the film poster that captivated movie fans 20 years ago.

Some have lost hair, others grew more and one has even turned from brunette to blonde. But if there is one fact of life that we all can learn from this momentous reunion, it is this:

Cats may have nine lives, but adult dogs never grow old.

Happy 20th Anniversary, Big Rascals!

 

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