Who The Better To Resign, Marcos Or Duterte?

The persistent calls for President Marcos to resign, driven by anti-Marcos and pro-Duterte factions, have become a fascinating political drama.

The allegations, including the outlandish claim that Marcos is a cocaine addict, have done little to sway public opinion.

In a twist that would make any novelist proud, OCTA Research’s second-quarter survey reveals that Marcos’ support has actually increased, while Vice President Sara Duterte’s has declined. This paradox raises the question: who should really consider stepping down?

The data suggests that Marcos’s grip on the public’s favor remains strong despite the mudslinging. Meanwhile, Duterte, once riding high on her father’s legacy, seems to be losing her footing. The political intrigue deepens as the factional infighting continues.

Perhaps the critics should reconsider their strategy, for in this game of thrones, it appears that their efforts are only fortifying Marcos’s position. In the end, the electorate’s voice is the true arbiter.

Highest Bidder For The Bounty On Pastor Quiboloy?

In a spectacle worthy of the absurd, a devout member of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ has apparently offered a P20M reward for the name or names of those funding the P10M bounty on Pastor Apollo Quiboloy.

It’s a dizzying game of financial one-upmanship. The DOJ, not one to be outdone, might as well join the fun and put up P30M for anyone who can pinpoint the generous soul behind the P20M offer. It’s like a high-stakes version of musical chairs, where the reward money circulates faster than the rumors.

As the pots grow richer, so does the comedy. Who knew justice could be so profitable? If this trend continues, the next step might be offering bounties to identify who is keeping track of all these bounties.

In the end, it seems the real winners here are the lawyers and bounty hunters, while the public enjoys the unfolding farce.

U.P. Scraps Taylor Swift Course In Favor of Genealogy Studies.

In a shocking twist, the University of the Philippines (UP) has decided to scrap its wildly popular Taylor Swift course!

The Board of Regents, after much deliberation, announced a pivot to a specialized course on genealogy at the Diliman campus. This move follows the Internet’s frenzy over Filipinos tracing connections to Olympic athletes worldwide in a bid to lay some claim to their medals.

“We’ve noticed a growing obsession with discovering any possible Filipino roots,” a spokesperson explained. “From athletes to beauty queens, it’s a national pastime to lay claim to global successes.”

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The new course aims to equip students with the skills needed to trace their ancestry and uncover those elusive connections. “Why settle for Taylor Swift’s lyrics when you can unearth a cousin who won gold in the javelin?” quipped a regent.

Thus, UP prepares to dive deep into the tangled roots of national pride, one family tree at a time.

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