Jude Bacalso is charged of Unjust Vexation, Grave Scandal, Grave Coercion, Grave Threats, and Slight Illegal Detention by the waiter who Bacalso had standing in front him for calling him “sir” at a restaurant in a Cebu City mall last July 21.
The big question is, when Bacalso comes before the judge, how will the judge address him/her?
Leni Robredo Offers Groundbreaking Advice to Congressman Richard Gomez: “Hop on a Bus!”
In a stunning turn of events, former Vice President Leni Robredo has revolutionized Philippine traffic management with a single, earth-shattering suggestion. After Congressman Richard Gomez aired his grievances about being stuck in EDSA traffic, Robredo delivered her advice with the precision of a seasoned public servant: “Sumakay ka na lang ng bus.”
This profound statement has reportedly left Gomez speechless, as the congressman-actor had yet to consider the radical idea of public transportation. Experts believe this could be the start of a new era, where high-ranking officials are seen mingling with the masses on buses—perhaps even debating bus lanes while on board!
Critics are already hailing Robredo’s suggestion as the most innovative traffic solution since the invention of carpooling. Gomez, however, has yet to comment, possibly busy scouting for his nearest bus stop.
The role of Vice President in the Philippines seems to come with its own set of peculiar duties, depending on who’s sitting in the chair. But one thing is certain: the main function of the VP is to wait for something to happen to the president.
Not in the case of the current and immediate past VP.
When Leni Robredo held the position, she was perpetually waiting for the next bus—perhaps because the presidential convoy never stopped for her. Her days were spent navigating the country, hopping on and off public transport like a commuter on an endless pilgrimage. The waiting was almost poetic, like an allegory for her term: always present, but never really going anywhere with the big boys.
Enter Sara Duterte, the current Vice President, who seems to have traded bus stops for wakes. Her calendar is a morbid collection of eulogies and condolences, as she attends one funeral after another. But whether she’s mourning the deceased or just the slow death of political aspirations is anyone’s guess. The only certainty is that, in her case, waiting has become an art form—if not a full-time job.
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