Mark Anthony Lopez, the self-proclaimed digital knight of Duterte-landia, has apparently decided that being just a pro-Duterte blogger isn’t glamorous enough. In a move that screams “hire me, Sara!”, Lopez has started auditioning for the role of Vice President Inday Sara’s official mouthpiece—even though Michael Poa was just handed the megaphone.

With the poise of a man convinced he’s already won, Lopez has taken to social media, donning the spokesperson cloak and calling on supporters to halt their fundraising efforts for the OVP budget. It’s almost as if he’s already in the position, issuing decrees from the VP’s office.

The real question is whether Lopez is being groomed to replace Poa or if he’s simply dialed into Sara’s hotline for a daily dose of propaganda—possibly with a side of pesos for his PR services. After all, who needs formal appointments when you’ve got sheer determination and a Wi-Fi connection?