Donald Trump Names Kansas The New 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – The United States of America is now composed of 51 states, after President Donald Trump issued an Executive Order Naming Kansas City in Missouri, No. 51 in the Union.

This bumps the Philippines and Puerto Rico off the potential waiting list for No. 51.

Trump announced his Executive Order in a tweet on Sunday night after the Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in 50 years.

“Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game, and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You represented the Great State of Kansas and, in fact, the entire USA, so very well. Our Country is PROUD OF YOU,” he tweeted.

To differentiate the new state from the existing State of Kansas, the former shall be named the New State of Kansas.

Oh say can you see…

People Become Creative Amid Short Supply Of Face Masks

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – As expected, people are rushing to procure their disposable surgical and N95 face masks to protect themselves from the coronavirus.  Unfortunately, the masks are in short supply, or are sold-out in many retail outlets.

But it takes an epidemic to  bring out the creativity of the homo sapiens.

All over the world, people are turning to alternatives for the face mask — brown paper bags, jock straps, remnants of their last maquerade ball, even condoms!

Anything that works —- or doesn’t!

Baguio City’s Panagbenga Will Go On As Scheduled

BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Baguio Bureau) – Hundreds of thousands of tourists, not to mention local businesses, were sorely disappointed that City Mayor Benjamin Magalong decided to cancel today’s Opening Parade for the 2020 Panagbenga Festival.

The month-long festival attracts more than a million people each year and has always been a great income-generating opportunity for local merchants and businesses.

The cancellation was prompted by concerns that the coronavirus could threaten the health and safety of Baguio residents and visitors alike.

But no worries, the rest of the Panagbenga activities will go on as scheduled, especially the final street and float parades which cap the festival.  This, after the City Government and festival organizers agreed on a crucial safety measure that will be implemented.

The measure?  All parade participants — those hunky males donning Igorot costumes included — as well as the flower floats will be required to wear protective face masks.  In addition, parade spectators will also be asked to wear the masks .

If there’s a will, there’s a way!

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