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Melania To Donald Trump: It’s Over

October 7, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump has been divorced twice. Is a third one coming?

Speculation about a third divorce spread on social media after today’s explosive audio tape in which the Republican presidential candidate was heard talking about kissing and groping women.

Today, Trump’s wife Melania admitted to The Adobo Chronicles that she told her husband, “It’s over!”

Mrs. Trump, however, clarified that she was referring to Donald’s presidential bid, not to their marriage.

Thanks, Melania, for the clarification.

Twitter to Philippines’ New Ambassador To The UN: Shape Up Or We’ll Pack You Up

October 7, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – The social media network Twitter has a serious warning to newly-appointed Philippine ambassador to the United Nations, Teddy Boy Locsin: shape up or we’ll pack you up.

Locsin, former congressman and self-absorbed journalist has, in recent days, been using his Twitter account to mimic President Rodrigo Roa Duterte and paint himself as a fearless free speech advocate, capable of cussing and defending evil elements like the Nazis.

Except that he totally forgot about Twitter’s community policy: you cannot threaten anyone.

Well, that’s exactly what Locsin has been doing on his Twitter account.

Examples of his threatening tweets:

“I will remember you, you f*** face. Find this guy and make his life hell.”

“Yes, you f***ing shit, I get a hold of you and I will shove de Lima up your ass.”

(The second tweet above was considered by Twitter as more offensive than the first.)

So readers, if you are offended by Locsin’s tweets, not to worry — our dear UN ambassador will soon be Twitter history.

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Next President Of The Philippines…

October 5, 2016 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Rodrigo Roa Duterte has not yet been in office for a full 100 days but already, the campaign for the 2022 Philippine presidential elections has begun.

The leading candidate? Teddy Boy Locsin — journalist, former congressman and newly-appointed Philippine ambassador to the United Nations.

Locsin surely knows the winning formula to become president: be as foul-mouthed as Duterte. Or better.

Locsin first became controversial when he despised his own national language, Tagalog, as a useless language. Everything went downhill (or is it uphill) from there.

In recent days, he has taken to his Twitter account to bitch, to curse, to threaten and to implore the Nazis. (Parental discretion advised.)

“If it worked for President Duterte, I’m sure it would, too, for me. I found the perfect strategy to become the next president,” Locsin told The Adobo Chronicles.