WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Secret Service agents were baffled early this morning when they discovered several garbage bags strewn in the White House lawn facing Pennsylvania Avenue.
Upon reviewing CCTV video tapes, they found out who the culprit was: Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Clickhole.com is reporting that the bags didn’t contain garbage. Rather, it contained Hillary’s wardrobe. Apparently, she has started to pack her belongings at her New York residence in preparation for her move into the White House.
National polls show that Clinton is on the way to a landslide victory in the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.
Clinton has been summoned by the Secret Service for questioning.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Who could forget that embarrassing headline in The Chicago Daily Tribune on November 3, 1948 when the newspaper ran the banner headline, “Dewey Defeats Truman?”
Sources close to Jeff Bezos, owner of The Post, said that the newspaper had pre-printed 1 Million copies, about three times its average daily circulation. Bezos said their November 9 edition will sell like hot cakes.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Paul Quilet was the netizen who started an online petition on change.org, asking Facebook to shut down the FB account of blogger Mocha Uson. It had generated over 20,000 signatures.
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