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Philippine Senate The New ‘Family Feud’

July 25, 2024 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Imagine a Senate that looks more of a family reunion than a legislative body. With three Dutertes (four if you include Imee Marcos), three Villars, two Cayetanos, two Estradas, two Binays and two Tulfos, the Senate will be transformed into a who’s-who of political dynasties.Debates would be less about policies and more about whose turn it is to take the family yacht.

Forget bipartisan politics; this is bi-household governance. Proposals are passed at family dinners and vetoed during weekend getaways. It’s a legislative body where the biggest concern isn’t corruption, but who’s bringing the lechon to the next session.

The Senate now doubles as a reality TV show, with family feuds aired live for the nation. The only thing missing is a theme song. Welcome to the new era of Filipino politics, where every vote counts—especially if you’re part of the family.

Chiz Escudero Appoints Himself Designated Survivor!

July 24, 2024 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

In an unexpected twist, Senate President Chiz Escudero has declared himself the designated survivor, minutes after Vice President Sara Duterte’s departure for Germany.

“It doesn’t matter that I am already second in line in the presidential succession per the Constitution,” Escudero stated confidently. He further elaborated, “I am just following the good example of Duterte to make sure we got all bases covered just in case.”

Sources close to Escudero reported that he has already begun drafting emergency speeches and practicing his best stoic expressions.

Political analysts are baffled by this move, with some speculating that Escudero is merely ensuring his name stays in the headlines.

Meanwhile, President Marcos Jr., seemingly amused by the turn of events, has reportedly ordered some special popcorn to enjoy the ensuing drama.

The nation watches in anticipation, wondering what other innovative constitutional interpretations might emerge from the Senate next.

Sara Duterte Does A BINI

July 24, 2024 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

In a dramatic twist of fate, the girl group BINI found themselves under fire for obscuring their faces upon arriving at a local airport. Leading the charge was OVP worker and blogger Tio Moreno, whose relentless tirades painted the girls as villains in the latest airport drama.

Ironically, his boss VP Sara Duterte pulled a BINI herself when she jetted off to Germany amidst the chaos of Typhoon Carina.

Caught on camera, Duterte sported a face mask and a hooded sweater, missing only the “S” emblazoned on her chest – “S” for “Shukran!”

Was it a fashion statement, or a desperate attempt to blend in with the crowd?

As the nation recovers from the storm, we can only wonder if VP Sara will return donning a new persona, or if Tio Moreno will start his own line of face-obscuring gear. Either way, it seems the art of hiding one’s face is trending this season!