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Heart Evangelista’s Pooch The World’s Richest?

In the glittering world of Heart Evangelista, where luxury is not just a lifestyle but a species-wide right, it’s no surprise that her pet dog is vying for the title of the world’s richest. 

Mrs. Chiz Escudero, ever the doting fur mom, proudly flaunts her pooch in a P10 million Bulgari necklace, because nothing says “I love you” like a diamond choker on your canine companion. 

Of course, the pup likely dines on pâté and caviar while checking its Rolex for the next scheduled walk. 

One can only hope Heart has enlisted a small army—say, 400 close-in security personnel—to protect this four-legged royalty from any stray cats or suspicious squirrels. After all, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and not everyone’s cut out for the high-stakes world of designer dog collars and gourmet kibble.

Senator Robin Padilla And PAWS’ Neuter Program (video)

Senator Robin Padilla, the self-proclaimed defender of male sexual rights, has embarked on a noble quest to find the legal foundation for a man’s “heat of the moment” impulses. 

After all, why should pesky concepts like consent or respect get in the way of a husband’s “natural” rights?

When faced with the absurd notion of counseling or, heaven forbid, mutual respect, Padilla heroically scoffed, dismissing these modern-day follies with the disdain they deserve. Clearly, such outdated ideas have no place in the brave new world he’s envisioning, where the sacred duty of a wife is to serve her husband unquestioningly. 

Perhaps, as his search for legal justification drags on, he might find himself the perfect candidate for PAWS’ neuter program—because, really, some old dogs just need to be taught new tricks.

In Fairness, “No Comment” Is Not Always VP Sara’s Response To Questions (video)