Category Archives: Social Media

Pantaleon Alvarez, Heir Apparent To Pastor Apollo Quiboloy?

Pantaleon Alvarez, once a beacon of legislative order, now seems to have found his next calling: the nation’s doomsday prophet. His new prophecy? The Philippines will crumble if VP Sara Duterte gets impeached. Move over, Apollo Quiboloy!

Forget climate change or global pandemics—the real threat is clearly political accountability. Channeling the apocalyptic energy of the now-incarcerated KJoC pastor, Alvarez has stepped into the limelight with fire and brimstone rhetoric. 

Of course, he’s counting on the 32 million who voted for Sara, blissfully ignoring that 31 million of those also supported Bongbong Marcos. Convenient, right? But who’s keeping track? 

One can only imagine the fiery sermons to come, where political loyalty is akin to salvation, and impeachment spells the end of days. 

A Physician-Turned-Blogger’s Idea Of “Subtlety”

By Melchor Vergara

Ah, the physician-turned-blogger’s lesson on “subtlety”—it’s like getting dietary advice from someone who lives off fast food. 

She claims the current government is engaging in covert harassment, a far cry from the glory days of her idol, the former president. You know, the guy who skipped subtlety altogether and went straight for overt, no-nonsense “management” of critics, dissenters and violators of his hard-line policies. Ah, those were the days! No need to read between the lines—he’d just tell you outright that he’d love to throw you in jail (or worse). Unfortunately, there was collateral damage, nay, innocent victims.

EJK, Kian de los Santos, the Parojinogs come to mind.

Now, we’re stuck with this sneaky oppression that’s *gasp*…hard to prove! Maybe she misses the simplicity of a time when being a critic meant wearing a metaphorical (or actual) target on your back. The new subtlety clearly lacks the in-your-face flair of, say, a televised threat. It’s almost like democracy’s trying to act polite. How inconvenient for those craving a little old-school, strongman charm!

Scripted Sara

It is truly a marvel of investigative prowess that Vice President Sara Duterte was able to unearth the House members’ use of a script during the first OVP budget hearing. Surely, this revelation could only have been uncovered with the deft deployment of confidential funds—who knew such resources could be so…insightful? 

Yet, there’s a delicious irony here: the same VP who pointed fingers at the scripted members of Congress was herself glued to her smartphone, reading her own script. Not just once, but several times. And to think, it was a very short script, one that she couldn’t even memorize. 

Perhaps the next tranche of confidential funds could be allocated to memory training? It’s fascinating to witness such a masterclass in deflection, where the pot doesn’t just call the kettle black—it reads from its smartphone to make sure the accusation lands perfectly.