Category Archives: Politics

FBI Asks Public’s Help To identify broom insurrectionists

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Several arrests have already been made in connection with last week’s siege on the U.S. Capitol, including the men who were photographed sitting on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s chair and carrying the House lectern. But the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is continuing to pursue leads to bring more insurrectionists to justice.

FBI is now asking the help of the American public to help identify and locate two other major persons of interest, both of whom were photographed with a broom during the Capitol attack.

Anyone with information on these suspects should be reported to the FBI immediately.

Donald Trump Launches Own Social Media Platform

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – What is Donald Trump without Twitter and other social media platforms? That would be unimaginable.

After being banned, suspected or restricted by almost all social media platforms including Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Donald Trump today announced that he is launching his own social media platform called TRUMPet.

“None of the social media platforms can silence me or trample upon my freedom of speech,” he told The Adobo Chronicles as he unveiled the logo of his new bully pulpit.

He says he expects more than 70 Million Americans alone to sign up or follow him on his new platform. This new venture is being funded through money raised by his campaign.

Leni Robredo Wants Eagle Replaced With Yellow Bird As PH National Symbol

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The Philippine eagle has been the country’s national bird since 1995, replacing the red maya. Now, Vice President Leni Robredo wants to change that.

Robredo wants the eagle replaced by the yellow bird as the country’s national symbol, urging her colleagues in Congress to initiate and pass the appropriate legislation.

It wasn’t hard for observers to conclude that Robredo’s choice of the yellow bird had something to do with the colors of her Liberal Party and the Opposition — yellow and black.

But when The Adobo Chronicles asked the Office of the Vice President for the rationale of Robredo’s proposal, Spokesperson Barry Gutierrez said: “It makes perfect sense. Just like the yellow bird, the opposition Liberal Party is now on the list of endangered species.”

As the old song goes, “Yellow bird, up high in banana tree. Yellow bird, you sit all alone like me…”