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Bloggers Furious As Mainstream Media Encroaches On Their “Fake News” Turf!

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MANILA—In a shocking turn of events, mainstream media has been caught red-handed engaging in what was once the exclusive domain of bloggers: spreading fake news with confidence, only to retract it moments later.

GMA News, known for its supposed journalistic integrity, boldly reported that former President Rodrigo Duterte had been denied asylum in China—based on an infallible, undisclosed “source.” However, in a plot twist worthy of a telenovela, the network soon backpedaled, effectively debunking itself.

This blunder has enraged local bloggers, who now fear their monopoly on disinformation is at risk. “We built this empire! We spent years perfecting the art of misleading headlines and baseless claims!” one anonymous blogger lamented.

Experts say the incident proves that no one has a monopoly on fake news. With legacy media now in the game, disinformation has never been more democratic.

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Duterte Rests His Case On The God He Once Called “Stupid”

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Rodrigo Duterte, the man who once called God “stupid,” is now leaving his fate in divine hands. That’s like insulting the chef all night and then begging for a free meal before closing time. Classic Duterte—tough-talking one minute, dramatically introspective the next.

After years of playing judge, jury, and executioner, he now suddenly trusts the ultimate judge. Perhaps he realized that no matter how many expletives he hurls, even he can’t bully his way out of mortality. Or maybe he’s just hedging his bets—because if God really is up there, Duterte’s got some explaining to do.

It’s the kind of plot twist worthy of a telenovela: the strongman humbled, the atheist-leaning firebrand turning pious at the eleventh hour. If karma has a sense of humor, it’s probably laughing right now. And if God is truly merciful, well… let’s just say Duterte better hope divine patience lasts longer than term limits.