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POLL : WHO WOULD MAKE THE BEST CLOWN AMONG REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

imageLAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In a crowded field of 37 declared, exploratory and potential Republican candidates for U.S. president, someone has to win the party nomination. And someone has to be declared the best clown . Or both.

Donald Trump has graciously offered his colleagues an opportunity for a paid gig at the Trump Towers in Las Vegas for the candidate that will attract the most audience for a clown show that will open sometime next year.

In anticipation of what is expected to be a very tight contest,  The Adobo Chronicles®  has narrowed the field to the top six Republican presidential candidates who have the best chance of being chosen for this gig.

We are asking our readers for their input by voting in this exciting poll. Please vote and share the poll with your friends, family and colleagues.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP WILL MAKE A GREAT U.S. PRESIDENT

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now leads all other GOP contenders in recent polls on who Americans think should be the party’s nominee for the 2016 U.S. presidential elections.

The Adobo Chronicles®  interviewed thousands of likely voters and put together this top ten list of why Americans think Trump would make a great president:

1. There will never be a question about his birth certificate.

2. He will be effective in working with both sides of the aisle in Congress. He was a Democrat before he became a Republican.

3. As president, he won’t need a press secretary or a podium microphone, being the loud mouth that he is.

4. He has his own private jet. Imagine all that savings in taxpayer money which would otherwise be spent on Air Force One.

5. Who needs the White House when he has his Trump Towers?

6. We all know he will be the president that will finally solve illegal immigration, by closing the border and all international airports in the U.S.

7. He will be the president that will stop all wars that America is involved in. He doesn’t like wars. He dodged the Draft, remember?

8. We will finally see an end to the meme, ‘It’s the economy, stupid!’ We will have a stupid president managing our economy.

9. As president, he will have no problem saying to incompetent cabinet members, “You’re fired!”

10. We will finally see a more elaborate and fun seal of the President of the United States:

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PHILIPPINES: IF ELECTED PRESIDENT, VP BINAY PROMISES FALSE TEETH, ADULT DIAPERS AND VIAGRA FOR SENIORS

Binay (Photo: Inquirer.net)
Binay (Photo: Inquirer.net)

BACOLOD CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In a presidential campaign stop in this central Philippine city,  Vice President Jejomar Binay appealed to senior citizens to help him become the next president.

In a speech at Barangay Banago in Bacolod City, Binay said senior citizens deserve more than just free movies, free birthday cakes, senior citizen discounts at restaurants and free burial expenses.

Binay said that if elected president, he will ensure that seniors will be given free false teeth, adult diapers and Viagra.

“The problem of senior citizens who are male is they pee in their pants. Maybe in the future male senior citizens will be given diapers,” Binay said. He added: “The women have no problem with diapers because when they are old they have no panties … So we will not give diapers, we will just give Viagra…”

Binay’s campaign promise seemed to have resonated among senior citizens not just in Bacolod but all over the country. The latest poll shows him moving up again to the top spot as far as the people’s choice for the next president is concerned.

Senator Grace Poe, who has led the polls in recent weeks, is back to second place.