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GOVERNOR RICK PERRY DROPS OUT, NUMBER OF GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES INCREASES TO 36

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DALLAS, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Any math teacher will tell you that 17 minus 1 leaves you with 16, but that seems not to be the case with the Republican presidential candidates.  The correct answer is 36.

Up until yesterday, the U.S. electorate was closely watching the campaigns of the 17 declared Republican candidates — ten of whom were featured in the last FOX News prime-time debate and seven in the not-so-prime time pre-show.

Now that former Texas Governor Rick Perry has officially announced that he was dropping out of the race, the Republican field now stands at 36 candidates for president.

In his announcement, Perry said,  “We have a tremendous field – the best in a generation – so I step aside knowing our party is in good hands, and as long as we listen to the grassroots, the cause of conservatism will be too.”

Here is a complete list of declared Republican presidential candidates still in the running — in alphabetical order.

Who is the next to drop out?

We can now confidently predict that it’s not going to be Donald Trump.

MARCO RUBIO ACCUSES ABC OF RACIAL DISCRIMINATION

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HOLLYWOOD, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Yesterday, we reported that the new season series of ‘The Muppets’ will premiere next Tuesday on ABC with additional new cast featuring 12 of the Republican presidential candidates.

One candidate, Cuban American Marco Rubio, was left out of the cast.

Upon seeing the promo for the new “Muppets” with the faces of his fellow Republican candidates, Rubio immediately cried ‘foul’ and accused ABC of racial discrimination. ‘They invited and cast all the leading Republican presidential candidates except myself, a Latino,’ Rubio said. ‘What is ABC’s beef with a Cuban American?’image

ABC executives responded to Rubio, saying that the new show only had room for 12 people, considering that it already had a cast of dozens of puppets.

But  today, ABC seemed to have found its way out of Rubio’s complaint. Former Texas Governor Rick Perry just announced that he was dropping out of the presidential race, creating a vacancy in The Muppets cast.

So Rubio is in.  All is well that ends well!

BOBBY JINDAL LIKENS DONALD TRUMP TO KIM KARDASHIAN

CaptureNEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles®) – When you’re running for your party’s nomination for president, and you’re among those in the bottom of a  field of 17 candidates, you’ve got to change your campaign strategy. Forget the issues and attack your opponents, especially the front runner.

That’s exactly what Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal did on Thursday as he unloaded on Donald Trump, calling him “insecure,” “weak” and “dangerous.”

Jindal also said of Trump: “Just because a lot of people like watching Kim Kardashian — we wouldn’t put her in the White House, either.”

In a speech at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. Jindal said that Trump and Kardashian are in the same league, being both products of reality television.

“Like Kardashian, Donald Trump is a narcissist and egomaniac. The only thing he believes in is himself,” Jindal said.

Trump and Kardashian both reacted to Jindal’s barbs.

Trump said, “Jindal has no legal standing to make such statements.  He’s an anchor baby, and I’m going to make sure that if I become president, he will be deported.”

Kardashian on the other hand told The Adobo Chronicles®, “Let see him get naked and let’s see who has a better behind.”

And the 2016 political season shifts into high gear.