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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles®) – Calling the show “perverted,” the pro-family group, One Million Moms, wants ‘The Muppets’ cancelled.

The beloved 1970’s puppets return to a new season on ABC starting tonight (Tuesday).

In the run-up to the show’s premiere, ABC’s promotional campaign has focused on Kermit and Miss Piggy’s alleged breakup and subsequent rebound relationships, the porcine star’s promiscuity, Fozzie Bear’s relationship with a woman, and even included an ad with a Kermit clad in only a scarf that brags, “Finally, a network TV show with full frontal nudity.”

Additionally, the new series is introducing a host of new funny characters that ABC hopes would attract viewers of all orientations. Characters like Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Bobby Jindal, among others.

ABC has ruined ‘The Muppets,’ the group claimed. “It is no longer the family-oriented show it used to be when it debuted several decades ago.

HOLLYWOOD, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Yesterday, we reported that the new season series of ‘The Muppets’ will premiere next Tuesday on ABC with additional new cast featuring 12 of the Republican presidential candidates.

One candidate, Cuban American Marco Rubio, was left out of the cast.

Upon seeing the promo for the new “Muppets” with the faces of his fellow Republican candidates, Rubio immediately cried ‘foul’ and accused ABC of racial discrimination. ‘They invited and cast all the leading Republican presidential candidates except myself, a Latino,’ Rubio said. ‘What is ABC’s beef with a Cuban American?’

ABC executives responded to Rubio, saying that the new show only had room for 12 people, considering that it already had a cast of dozens of puppets.

But today, ABC seemed to have found its way out of Rubio’s complaint. Former Texas Governor Rick Perry just announced that he was dropping out of the presidential race, creating a vacancy in The Muppets cast.

So Rubio is in. All is well that ends well!