Category Archives: Media

Mayon Volcano Relocated Yet Again!

Next stop on the Magical Mystery Tour of Philippine geography: Mayon Volcano in Naga City!

Yes, first it was Mocha Uson who treated the map like a coloring book, proudly relocating Mayon to Camarines Sur. Now, Daily Tribune has joined the “Reimagine Bicol” campaign, boldly placing the iconic volcano in Naga City.

At this rate, we fully expect Mt. Apo to pop up in Boracay by next week, and Taal Volcano to be spotted beside SM Mall of Asia. Why let cartographers have all the fun when we can crowdsource the archipelago’s layout with random press releases and Facebook posts?

The new rule: if you say it with confidence, it must be true. Who needs geography when you have vibes? By 2026, don’t be surprised if Mayon makes its way to Manila Bay—perfect for selfies with the Dolomite Beach. After all, the Philippines isn’t just more fun—it’s more flexible!

Pinay Tennis Star Alexandra Eala Fires Back At Interviewer!

In a display of Olympic-level deflection, Alexandra Eala volleyed a rogue media question straight into the realm of feminist mic-drops.

After her unexpected first-round Italian Open loss, a journalist—clearly auditioning for Pinoy TMZ—decided to probe her mental state as if she’d just surrendered the nation to foreign invaders. Eala, channeling equal parts Serena Williams and courtroom-lawyer realness, clapped back: “I’m here to discuss tennis, not to be judged or reduced to one match.” Boom. Cue the imaginary slow clap from Rizal’s ghost. The interviewer, possibly expecting tears or a melodramatic exit, instead got a lesson in professional boundaries wrapped in a backhanded rebuke.

In a country where athletes are expected to be saints, boxers, and beauty queens all at once, Eala’s refusal to play along was both revolutionary and refreshing. Next time, maybe stick to backhands and drop shots, dear media—it’s called a press conference, not a teleserye audition.

Trust Survey: Let’s Poll The Pollsters!

Poll ratings nowadays are like online shopping reviews—glowing, scathing, or just plain fake.

One poll says Candidate A is leading by a mile; another says Candidate B is winning by divine intervention. Somewhere out there, Candidate C is still looking for their name on the list.

The results are as diverse as the number of polling firms, which now outnumber street food stalls. It’s confusing, shocking, and yes, mind-blogging—because they mess with your head and your blog.

Some methodologies remain top secret, but their biases shine through like a ring light on a wannabe influencer.

Maybe it’s time we poll the pollsters—rank them from most trusted to most twisted. At least then, we’ll know if the numbers we’re fed are cooked, raw, or just plain imaginary. Until then, we might as well consult a Magic 8 Ball. It’s cheaper, and let’s face it—probably just as accurate.