Category Archives: Legislation

Yes To Senator Bato’s Question On Drug Testing For Bald Persons

Senator Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa’s recent query about whether bald men like himself can undergo hair follicle drug tests had the Senate floor and the Internet world buzzing with laughter. 

Imagine the disbelief on Bato’s face when drug labs confirm that, yes, even those with shiny domes can be tested—just not from the head. Apparently, body hair, whether it’s from arms, legs, or other areas (ahem), is just as reliable for testing. 

You could almost see Bato picturing the lab techs awkwardly plucking chest hairs. Bald men everywhere now breathe a collective sigh of relief or disappointment as the case may be, knowing their lack of locks won’t exempt them from scrutiny. 

So, dear senators, don’t think you’re off the hook just because you’re follicly challenged! In the battle against drugs, even body hair has your back—or, in this case, your chest!

Check this out, dear readers:

https://blog.cansfordlabs.co.uk/bald-as-a-coot-you-can-still-be-hair-tested.-heres-why

Jinggoy Estrada: Unbecoming Of A Senator (video)

Jinggoy Estrada’s recent display at the Senate is a masterclass in how not to behave as a public official. His relentless questioning of resource person Alice Guo, laced with malice and underscored by a smirk reminiscent of his showbiz persona, felt more like a scene from a poorly written soap opera than a serious political inquiry. 

As he pressed on, hoping to trap Guo, she calmly and consistently countered his attacks with the grace of someone who grew up in a farm, grounded and unshaken by the theatrics of a senator seemingly out of his depth. 

Estrada’s street-smart bravado, perhaps honed by years in the limelight, only underscored his desperation to appear in control. Unfortunately for him, his performance left much to be desired. Instead of rattling Guo, he only succeeded in embarrassing himself. Perhaps it’s time for Jinggoy to take a step back and reassess which stage he belongs on.

Pantaleon Alvarez, Heir Apparent To Pastor Apollo Quiboloy?

Pantaleon Alvarez, once a beacon of legislative order, now seems to have found his next calling: the nation’s doomsday prophet. His new prophecy? The Philippines will crumble if VP Sara Duterte gets impeached. Move over, Apollo Quiboloy!

Forget climate change or global pandemics—the real threat is clearly political accountability. Channeling the apocalyptic energy of the now-incarcerated KJoC pastor, Alvarez has stepped into the limelight with fire and brimstone rhetoric. 

Of course, he’s counting on the 32 million who voted for Sara, blissfully ignoring that 31 million of those also supported Bongbong Marcos. Convenient, right? But who’s keeping track? 

One can only imagine the fiery sermons to come, where political loyalty is akin to salvation, and impeachment spells the end of days.