Senator Robin Padilla’s valiant crusade to subpoena terrorists for a Senate probe is nothing short of heroic. 

Imagine the leaders of the CPP-NPA nervously receiving their subpoenas, debating whether to swap their jungle fatigues for barongs before facing Padilla’s fearless grilling. 

In this bold plan, Padilla seems to offer a unique take on the justice system—why chase terrorists in the mountains when you can simply summon them to the Senate? Surely, the terrorists will tremble at the thought of facing Padilla’s tough questions, perhaps more so than the military’s bullets. And what of the full protection he offers during the probe? A masterstroke! Once in the Senate’s hallowed halls, they’ll be so safe, they might never leave—detained for contempt, naturally. 

Robin Padilla’s strategy is both brilliant and courageous—one can almost hear the terrorists shaking in their boots, waiting for that subpoena to arrive.