Category Archives: International

The Evolution Of The Philippines’ National Costume

Yet another Filipina beauty queen has clinched the Best National Costume Award, this time at the obscure international pageant known as “Miss Scuba International.” 

Just days after Michelle Dee donned a Philippine Airlines promotional outfit at the Miss Universe Pageant, Sheika Manglicmot rocked a Samurai-inspired ensemble, eerily reminiscent of Leni Robredo’s questionable fashion choices during her Japanese escapade.

Filipinos are scratching their heads, wondering if our national identity is now synonymous with airline advertisements and political faux pas. 

The Best National Costume Award has become a beacon for creativity that misses the mark, leaving many to question whether Filipino designers are channeling their inner extraterrestrial beings rather than celebrating the rich tapestry of our culture.

As these awards pile up, one can’t help but wonder if future Filipino representatives will be showcasing costumes inspired by intergalactic adventures or perhaps sponsored by fast-food chains. The Best National Costume may just become a platform for the Philippines to showcase its diversity in everything but its national identity.

ICC: Reading Between The Lines Of President Bongbong Marcos’ Seemingly Conflicting Statements

If news media reports were to be believed and that they are correctly reading between the lines, President Bongbong Marcos is contemplating the Philippines’ return to the International Criminal Court (ICC), leaving the nation in a state of bewilderment reminiscent of a telenovela plot twist. 

This, of course, follows his earlier passionate stance that the ICC’s investigation into the country’s war on drugs was nothing short of an interference in the Philippines’ internal affairs and an affront to its sovereignty.

Critics and media outlets are now feverishly deciphering the cryptic nuances of this apparent about-face, suggesting that Marcos might be conceding that the Philippine judicial system and democratic processes are not functional, something that no Philippine president — and certainly not Marcos — will ever admit to the world.

But let’s not jump to conclusions; perhaps Marcos is simply engaging in an avant-garde performance art piece titled “Flip-Flopping for Sovereignty.”

Clearly, the President is a strategic mastermind, skillfully keeping the public on its toes while simultaneously showcasing the dexterity of a contortionist in navigating political narratives.

In the meantime, let’s give critics and the news media the benefit of click-baits which they definitely need in their quest for relevance and engagement.

Harry Roque Inadvertently Justifies ICC Investigation Of Duterte’s War On Drugs.

Former Duterte spokesperson Harry Roque recently contorted reality by proclaiming that there is no Democracy within the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives. 

Irony, it seems, has taken early retirement in the Philippines. Roque’s revelation comes as the House contemplates resolutions urging the government to graciously allow the International Criminal Court (ICC) to investigate Duterte’s infamous war on drugs. It’s a bit like a magician complaining that his own disappearing act lacks transparency.

Roque, with a straight face and a wink to absurdity, inadvertently justifies the ICC’s intervention (which he opposes) by highlighting the lack of Democratic charm in the very institution he once was part of. He fell just short of proclaiming the justice system, and by extension, Democracy do not work in the Philippines.

Welcome to the paradoxical circus of Philippine politics, where self-awareness is in short supply, but irony is served in abundance.