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DONALD TRUMP TO ISRAEL’S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU: “YOU’RE A COPYCAT”

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump today accused Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of being a ‘copycat.’

Israel has begun building a fence along part of the country’s eastern border with Jordan as Syrian civil war refugees and other migrants flee their countries. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Sunday: “We see today what happens when countries lose control of their borders. Earlier in the day,  Netanyahu bemoaned the “human tragedy” of Syria’s civil war and said Israel has helped out victims. However, he said Israel isn’t large enough to do much more.

Trump told reporters that “The Israeli prime minister needs to be more original in his pronouncements and policies instead of copying my ideas.”

Trump had proposed building a ‘great wall’ along the entire U.S.-Mexico border as a way to stop illegal immigration. He fell short of asking Netanyahu to pay him royalty fees for stealing his idea.

UPDATING: DONALD TRUMP TURNS TO MATH TO SOLVE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Until recently, Donald Trump’s anti-immigrant rhetoric has not been matched with concrete proposals on how exactly he plans to deport all of the estimated 11 Million undocumented immigrants now living in the U.S.

But it turns out the Relublican presidential candidate and real estate mogul is also a math wizard and has turned to his number skills to put forward a brilliant plan to solve both illegal immigration and the worsening Syrian refugee crisis.

Syria’s civil war is the worst humanitarian disaster of our time.  According to mercycorps.org, the number of displaced Syrians — mostly civilians — has reached more than 11 million people thus far.

Bingo!

Trump is now proposing that the United States, following the example of many European countries —  open its borders to Syrian refugees.  However, he says that for every Syrian refugee accepted into the U.S. , one undocumented immigrant now living in the U.S. should be deported.

So there you go, one undocumented immigrant for one Syrian refugee. That’s 11 Million and counting.

Illegal immigration solved. Syrian refugee crisis solved. Trump for president!

DONALD TRUMP FINALLY BREAKS SILENCE ON SYRIAN REFUGEE CRISIS

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – You can’t run for president of the United States and be silent about a worsening international crisis like the exodus of Syrian refugees trying  to escape torture and violence perpetrated by a repressive regime.

But for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, it is such a huge dilemma considering his recent campaign pronouncements against illegal immigration and promise to deport all 11 Million undocument immigrants now living in the U.S.

Finally today, the Trump campaign found the right balance between its candidate’s anti-immigrant rhetoric and his compassionate stance on refugees.

Speaking to reporters at the penthouse suite of the Trump Towers in New York City, The Donald said that if elected president, he will allow the entry of one Syrian refugee into the U.S. in exchange for every undocument immigrant deported by the Department of Homeland Security. He even offered to open his real estate properties as temporary housing for refugees.

Trump may have finally answered questions from political opponents and  critics on how exactly he plans to deport all the 11 Million undocumented immigrants. He may have also accidentally demonstrated his brilliance on international diplomacy.

(If able to, we encourage our readers to donate to their choice of charity for the Syrian Refugee Relief Fund)