Category Archives: Immigration

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Maria Ressa To Seek Asylum At Columbia University In New York!

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Rappler CEO and convict Maria Ressa is seeking asylum in the United States under the guise of a teaching job at New York’s Columbia University.

Facing possible jail time should the Philippine Supreme Court junk her appeal to overturn her conviction by a lower court of the crime of cyber libel, the Nobel Laureate chose to seek protective shelter in a U.S. academic institution.

Being a U.S. and Philippine dual citizen, Ressa does not really need to seek political asylum in America, but she chose to be under the protective custody of Columbia to escape jail time in the Philippines.

Ressa is set to join Columbia as a professor in the School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA).

The announcement made by Columbia last June 28 said Maria Ressa will at first be lecturing as a distinguished fellow at the Institute of Global Politics (IGP) in Fall 2023 and will begin teaching at SIPA in July 2024.

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to the staff of Rappler who all declined to comment on what their future holds if Ressa eventually shuts down the online news portal.

Tourism Secretary Frasco Offloaded From Scheduled Flight To San Francisco!

NINOY AQUINO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Tourism Secretary Christina Garcia-Franco was scheduled to fly out of NAIA on Tuesday night. It was to be the start of her family leave from DOT.

Alas, she was “detained” for at least a couple of hours by Immigration authorities who were looking for her college diploma, NBI clearance, and proof of income.

One immigration officer was looking for money in her carry-on bag, hoping to find millions of pesos that DOT was to have paid to DDB, the ad agency that concocted the slogan “Love The Philippines” and produced the botched video that featured tourism sites abroad. (Frasco has insisted that not a single peso was paid to DDB).

When the interrogation was completed, the United Airlines plane bound for San Francisco had already closed the doors, and so Frasco was offloaded.

Moral of the story: tourism promotion is not all about slogans and videos. Rather, it is fixing airport woes like passenger offloading which has plagued the country’s main airport.