Category Archives: Immigration

BREAKING NEWS! U.S. President Trump Cutting Aid To Three Mexican Countries!

251299C9-CD3E-487B-B1AE-A001EFF93E6EWASHINGTON, D.C. – FOX News is reporting that U.S. President Donald Trump is planning to cut aid to theee Mexican countries over the explosive issue of migration.

The three Mexican countries are El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras.

(Editor’s note: This is no April Fool’s joke.)

 

Passengers On British Airways Detained By Scottish Immigration

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles. Berlin Bureau) – Passengers on a British Airways flight from London’s City Airport to Dusseldorf in Germany were met with a surprise Monday morning when their plane touched down — in the Scottish capital of Edinburgh.
The misdirected flight was operated by German leasing company WDL Aviation on behalf of the British Airways subsidiary airline BA CityFlyer.  The compny said an incorrect flight plan was filed at WDL Avition’s offices in Germany.
Upon disembarking from the plane, the passengers were met by Scottish immigration authorities. All were detained because none of them  held Scottish visas.  They were subsequently released after the pilot claimed responsibility and promised to fly the passengers to the correct destination .
All’s well that ends in the wrong airport.

Duterte Wants To Convert U.S. Embassy In Manila Into A Mega Mall

912878E4-ADF2-4DAF-AEEF-AC303717827CMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There’s no stopping Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte from pursuing his ‘Build, Build, Build’ program. His next project: convert the U.S. Embassy along Roxas Boulevard in Manila into a Mega Mall.

Duterte unveiled his plan after receiving reports that the Trump administration is planning to close all the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) field offices worldwide. 


In a statement issued by Malacañang, the President said that closing the U.S. Immigration office in Manila makes the U.S. Embassy useless. One of the Embassy’s most popular service is the processing of tourist and immigrant visas, as well as immigrant petitions filed by U.S. Filipinos on behalf of relatives still living in the Philippines.

Duterte said he’d like to convert the sprawling U.S. Embassy compound into a Mall Of Asia II, saying that it will employ thousands of Filipinos and attract a lot of tourists from China and Russia. “It’s a win-win situation,” the popular President said.