Category Archives: Government

CamSur Sangguniang Panlalawigan Disowns Leni Robredo!

NAGA CITY, Camarines Sur (The Adobo Chronicles, Naga Bureau) – Defeated Presidential Candidate Leni Robredo may be the “daughter” of Camarines Sur, but that didn’t stop the province’s Sangguniang Panlalawigan from disowning her.

Today, the Sangguniang Panlalawigan approved a resolution declaring President Bongbong Marcos as an “adopted son of Camarines Sur.”

The resolution was an offshoot of a recent announcement from Marcos that he will soon launch his national housing flagship program, “Pambansang Pabahay Para sa Pilipino (4PH)” in Naga City, hometown of Robredo.

The Adobo Chronicles tried to reach Robredo for comment to no avail. We’ll try again tomorrow.

Malacañang Electrocutes Former Newsman Jay Sonza!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – It was reminiscent of rumors that government opponents were electrocuted during the days of Martial Law, or that fraternities resorted to this practice during hazing.

Today, Malacañang zapped former newsman Jay Sonza for spreading fake news that former opposition presidential candidate and Senator Mar Roxas was appointed this administration’s Agriculture Secretary.

The Adobo Chronicles tried to reach Sonza to check on his condition but we were not able to reach him.

Senator Raffy Tulfo’s Option For Female Students!