Category Archives: Government

IF HILLARY WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT WOULD BILL CLINTON BE?

Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo: www.zap2it.com)
Bill and Hillary Clinton (Photo:
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you were Queen Rania, your husband is called King. If you were Princess Kate, your husband is called Prince. If you were President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, your husband would be referred to as First Gentleman.

The U.S. has never had a woman president. If former First Lady Hillary Clinton, who just announced her 2016 presidential bid, becomes president, what would Bill Clinton be called?

The Adobo Chronicles reached out to the former president to ask him how he would like to be called when he returns to The White House with President Hillary.

Would he prefer just to be called former president? “That would take away the prestige and power of the Office of the President,” Bill said. “There cannot be two ‘presidents’ living in The White House at the same time ” he added.

So what would he rather be called?

His answer: “First Lad.”

We kind of like that too. There’s a special ring to it!

What do our readers think?

 

 

 

 

IRS ANNOUNCES ONE-DAY SALE ON INCOME TAXES

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Sometimes, it helps to procrastinate. Especially on your income tax.

In an effort to increase the number of tax filings and to help taxpayers avoid the last-minute rush to beat the April 15 tax deadline, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has announced an unprecedented one-day sale on income taxes.

Forget Macy’s or your favorite department store.  You’re better off shopping at the IRS on Monday, April 14.

IRS is offering a 30 percent discount to taxpayers with tax due payments on their 2014 tax return. Additionally, those who expect a refund in their tax return will get a 30 percent bonus.

The IRS sale will only last from 12:01 a.m. to 11:59 p.m. on April 14. Tax returns must be filed electronically or postmarked April 14 in order to qualify for the discount or bonus.

Procrastinate no more. File your taxes now.

 

 

HILLARY CLINTON REACTS TO DICK CHENEY INTERVIEW

Clinton
Clinton

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Former Vice President Dick Cheney lashed out at Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton is coming to the defense of the president.

In a recent radio interview, Cheney criticized Obama over the Iran deal framework put in place last week.

Cheney, who accused Iran of having “one of the most radical regimes in history” and being “sworn to destroy Israel,” told radio host Hugh Hewitt the deal will be a “burden” on the next occupant of the White House. “This is a totally radical regime that is the premiere sponsor of state terrorism in the world, and Obama’s about to give them nuclear weapons,” Cheney said. “I can’t think of a more terrible burden to leave the next president than what Obama is creating here.”

Reacting to Cheney’s statement, Hillary Clinton went on the same radio program this morning and said:

‘I have some news for Mr. Cheney. As the next occupant of the White House, I can assure the former vice president that what Obama did is not going to be a burden at all to me. What the president did was totally cool!’