MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – A Filipino Roman Catholic Priest said during a recent homily that he prayed for President Rodrigo Duterte to get sick.
Well, that priest got sacked!
A lesson in Separation of Church and State…
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – There’s no more room at the Inn, so the Philippine National Police (PNP) has come up with a solution to accommodate Senator Antonio Trillanes when he is finally arrested and jailed.
President Rodrigo Duterte recently revoked the amnesty granted to Trillanes by the President NoyNoy Aquino. Trillanes was in jail because of two failed coup attempts. (As of press time, Trillanes has sought sanctuary inside the Senate Building).
PNP says that Trillanes will be housed in the same building where Senator Leila De Lima is now incarcerated. A new partition is being built to convert De Lima’s jail cell into two separate units, the other to be occupied by Trillanes.
The Adobo Chronilces learned that there will be no access between the two divided units. However, the partition is thin enough to allow De Lima and Trillanes to converse from either side of the wall.
Two’s a company and that’s good to keep either Senator’s sanity.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Antonio Trillanes has no hurt feelings towards President Rodrigo Duterte — despite the latter’s recent proclamation revoking the amnesty granted to the Senator and ordering his arrest.
The amnesty granted to Trillanes by ex-Presient NoyNoy Aquino was in connection with the Senator’s failed coup attempts in the past.
In a statement posted on his Twitter account, Trillanes hinted that Duterte is nearing sainthood (‘malapit na itong is Duterte’).
This is the first time that Trillanes made a public statement in favor of the President. 
If Trillanes’ wish would come true, Duterte’s sainthood could preempt moves to make Cory Aquino the next Filipino saint. That hasn’t gone anywhere far.
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