Category Archives: Government

Fear Grips Filipinos In U.S. As Federal AGents Look For Protestor With Broom

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Now that the U.S. Capitol protester photographed sitting in Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s chair has been arrested and charged, Federal agents are now focusing their search on the man with the Philippine-style soft broom (see photo.)

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that many Filipinos living in the U.S. are now living in fear because their homes and apartments could be the subject of the nation-wide manhunt (or womanhunt).

The soft broom held by the protester in the photograph matches brooms (walis tambo in the Filipino dialect) that most, if not all, Filipinos keep in their households. It is an essential cleaning item that is unique to the Philippines and is in stark contrast to the nylon brooms most Americans have.

There are even reports that many Filipinos are now discarding their walis tambo for fear that they may be mistaken to be that protester.

Well, there’s always the walis tingting (bamboo broom, broomstick) that’s also popular among Filipinos.

Joe Biden Could Be The 47th, Not 46th President

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States, and Joe Biden is poised to be the 46th. But that could change.

Amid calls for Donald Trump to resign, be impeached, or be stripped of the Presidency through the 25th Amendment, Biden could be the 47th President.

If Trump is ousted and Mike Pence becomes President, albeit for just two weeks or so, then the Vice President will become the 46th President.

Ergo, Biden will be the 47th.

IATF TO USE FOOD PANDA, GRAB FOOD FOR COVID-19 VACCINE DISTRIBUTION

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When the Philippines finally receives its Covid-19 vaccines, it goes without saying that an efficient system of distribution is crucial to make sure Filipinos are inoculated in a safe and timely manner.

This early, the Inter-Agency Task Force for Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) is already putting in place a fool-proof distribution system to ensure that no Filipino will be left out.

Vaccine Czar Carlito Galvez, Jr., told The Adobo Chronicles that IATF has signed a deal with food delivery firms FoodPanda and GrabFood to utilize their quick and efficient delivery services to get the vaccines in the arms of all Filipinos.

Galvez noted that the firms’ instant delivery services have proven to be very reliable. Customers have praised both FoodPanda and GrabFood for their amazing food delivery time of 30 minutes or less.

Kudos to IATF for yet another brilliant strategy!