Ah, the digital order kiosk—a shining monument to progress in fast-food dining. Who wouldn’t want to stand awkwardly in front of a glowing screen, scrolling through endless submenus just to find “no pickles” for their burger? These technological marvels promise convenience, yet often deliver chaos. Instead of one cashier managing a line, we now have five kiosks fostering five individual bottlenecks, each held hostage by confused patrons deciphering touchscreens like ancient hieroglyphs.

And let’s not overlook the “hidden” benefit: fewer employees. Why pay humans when you can let machines take the heat for botched orders? It’s efficiency at its finest, until the system crashes and everyone’s forced back into one line for the lone, overworked cashier.

For tech-savvy diners, it’s a breeze. For non-techies, it’s a gauntlet of shame and frustration. Truly, these kiosks embody the future: faster, sleeker, and mildly infuriating. But hey, at least they don’t ask for tips.

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