Category Archives: Film and TV

IN GERMANY, SCULPTURE GETS PARKING TICKET; IN THE U.S., ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER GETS A CITATION

Tale of two sculptures
Tale of two sculptures

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) – Law enforcement is a serious business in Germany and the United States. Even sculptures must follow the law.

In the German city of Karlsruhe, an overzealous officer slapped a sculpture with a parking ticket.  The sculpture of a bent red Mercedes-Benz food truck is that of Austrian artist Erwin Wurm who is famous for his humurous sculptural treatments of iconic vehicles that are stretched, inflated, and twisted into seemingly impossible shapes. It was cited for illegal parking.

Thousands of miles away, in the city of Hollywood, California, Arnold Schwarzenegger was issued a police citation inside the world-famous Madam Tussauds Wax Museum on Hollywood Boulevard.  The former California governor and star of the new movie, ‘Terminator Genisys,’ was cited for impersonating a wax sculpture.

Schwarzenegger posed as himself, pretending to be a wax sculpture, occasionally coming to life to the surprise of museum visitors.

As he was led out of the museum, Schwarzenegger told the crowd, “I will be back!”

CNN’S DON LEMON: “I’M CONSERVATIVE AND I TELL THE TRUTH”

Lemon
Lemon

ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) – CNN Anchor Don Lemon has  finally come out!

No, not as gay man (we already knew that) but as a conservative journalist who is out to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

In a phone interview on the Glenn Beck show, Lemon said, “I’m out to tell the truth and a lot a people don’t want to hear the truth.”

Truths like the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 being kidnapped by a higher power, the smell of marijuana during a night  of protest in Ferguson, and black kids needing to pull up their pants to earn respect.

“Does CNN know your are conservative?” Beck asked Lemon, who responded , “Yes, that’s why they want me there.”

Looks like Lemon just outed CNN as a closeted conservative news network. We always suspected that!

 

 

NBC TO REVIVE ‘THE GOLDEN GIRLS’ STARTING THIS FALL

Fonda, Streep, Hawn, Bates
Fonda, Streep, Hawn, Bates

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles®) – ‘The Golden Girls’ is an American sitcom, created by Susan Harris, that originally aired on NBC from September 14, 1985, to May 9, 1992. Starring Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty, the show centered on four older women sharing a home in Miami, Florida.

Betty White is the only surviving cast member of the extremely popular show.

Today, NBC announced that starting this fall, it will revive the television series with a power cast that includes, Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, Kathy Bates and Jane Fonda. The announcement did not disclose which character each of the actresses would be portraying.

The series will be directed by no less than White.

Which of these actresses would you like to play Blanch, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia?