Category Archives: Fashion

Kris Aquino To Sue Raissa Robles Over Tweet on Bloody Red Gown

0C82EC68-E888-4E05-BB6F-812F15F11EB5MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Blogger Raissa Robles took to Twitter to criticize Isabelle Duterte’s red gown which the latter wore at a photo shoot in Malacañang.

But something went terribly wrong.

Robles  posted a different photo in her tweet which quoted an Alex Carlos Stan saying that the red gown represented “thousands of dead Filipinos.”

Instead of attaching a photo of the 17-year-old Duterte, Robles uploaded a photo of Kris Aquino in — yep — a bloody red gown.

Was Robles subconsciously thinking about ex-President NoyNoy Aquino in the Mamasapano massacre or the potentially adverse (and deadly)  effects of the Dengvaxia vaccination program which he authorized?

But regardless, Kris is suing Robles for equating  her red gown with bloody massacres.

Imaginary Interview With Spox Roque On Duterte Apo’s Malacañang Debutante Photos

9E3A37A1-9EE8-4DE0-B5E2-B3F2B437409F.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Social media photos of President Duterte’s grandchild, daughter of Paolo, posing in front of the Presidential Seal in Malacañang has caught the ire of many netizens, including a few pro-Duterte bloggers.

So we tried to arrange an interview with Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque to seek comment about the controversial pictorial.

While waiting for a response from Roque, here is what we imagine would happen when we get to actually interview him:

AC: Many netizens are criticizing the President and Malacañang for the debutante fashion pictorial of Paolo’s daughter.  Can we get your comment on this?

ROQUE: Mamatay na sila sa inggit!

(end of interview)

Donald And Ivanka Trump Jointly Launch New Clothing Line

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Photo courtesy of David Poller 

HOLLYWOOD, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – In the summer of 2015, Macy’s stopped selling Donald Trump’s line of menswear after the then presidential candidate said many Mexican immigrants were rapists or murderers.

Since the election of her father, Ivanka Trump and her branded merchandise have been dropped from several prominent American retailers, most notably Nordstrom.

Now, father and daughter are back with a vengeance. They have jointly launched a new art nouveau and avant-garde line of clothing that fashion experts are describing as “in your face.”

Well, that face is of Donald.

The new line, for both women and men, debuted at the recent San Diego Pride Parade. It will be carried by Costco, Walmart, Target and 7-Eleven stores nationwide.

Watch for it!