Senator Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa’s recent query about whether bald men like himself can undergo hair follicle drug tests had the Senate floor and the Internet world buzzing with laughter. 

Imagine the disbelief on Bato’s face when drug labs confirm that, yes, even those with shiny domes can be tested—just not from the head. Apparently, body hair, whether it’s from arms, legs, or other areas (ahem), is just as reliable for testing. 

You could almost see Bato picturing the lab techs awkwardly plucking chest hairs. Bald men everywhere now breathe a collective sigh of relief or disappointment as the case may be, knowing their lack of locks won’t exempt them from scrutiny. 

So, dear senators, don’t think you’re off the hook just because you’re follicly challenged! In the battle against drugs, even body hair has your back—or, in this case, your chest!

Check this out, dear readers:

https://blog.cansfordlabs.co.uk/bald-as-a-coot-you-can-still-be-hair-tested.-heres-why