MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – While the entire Internetdom was crashing with back and forth posts and comments about the war of words between Kris Aquino and Mocha Uson, the two entertainment personalities finally met face to face at the McDonald’s restaurant at the corner of EDSA and Panay Avenue in Quezon City.

The Adobo Chronicles obtained a transcript of their conversation:

Aquino:  Binalahura mo ang buong pamilya ko!

Uson: Binalahura ng mga kampon mo ang presidente ko!

Aquino: It’s about me!

Uson: It’s not about you!

Aquino: Isusumbong kita kay Bong Go!

Uson: Bong who?

Aquino: Apologize to me now.

Uson: Here, have some McDonald’s Apol juice.

Aquino: My father is a hero!

Uson: Says who?

Aquino: My father died for this  country!

Uson: Really, you mean Japan?

Aquino: Mag hair-pulling na lang tayo.  Let’s re-enact yung movie scene mo with Angel Locsin.

Uson: Challenge accepted, but…

Aquino:  No ifs or buts.

Uson: Pahaba ka muna ng hair para patas ang laban.

(End of conversation)

MANILA, Philippines (Exclusive to The Adobo Chronicles ) – Special Assistant to the President Bong Go was the hot topic on social media this week after he apologized to entertainment personality Kris Aquino for Mocha Uson’s post featuring a video of Ninoy Aquino being kissed by two women.

Go was widely criticized even by supporters of President Rodrigo Duterte for easily and quickly giving in to Aquino’s cry for help. Many of them even said they will not be voting for Go should he decide to run for Senator in 2019.

The Adobo Chronicles spoke to Go for comment on the raging controversy.  This is what he told us:

”It was all political strategy that had the blessing of the President.  It’s all about having name recognition in preparation for my Senate run.  You see, unlike Kris, I’m a virtual unknown.  By apologizing to Kris, I became the subject of news headlines and debate on social media.  Now, people know me and they will remember the name Bong Go when they go to the election precints in 2019.”

Now, we know.  Go, Bong!